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minutes later, a hyper-realistic mail-carrier(No there NOT called |
minutes later, a hyper-realistic mail-carrier(No there NOT called |
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Mailmen cause that is sexyist) handed me a hyper-realistic DVD. The |
Mailmen cause that is sexyist) handed me a hyper-realistic DVD. The |
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DVD had "Shrekangelion |
DVD had "Shrekangelion Genesis" wroten in black maker. I inserted |
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disk into my VCR(thats what 90's kids used in case you ignoramesses |
disk into my VCR(thats what 90's kids used in case you ignoramesses |
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did not know) and tiltle screen came up. |
did not know) and tiltle screen came up. |
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I saw Shinji near Asuka. |
I saw Shinji near Asuka. |
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Than Shrek popped in and throwed Asuka out of windoe. Shrek than said |
Than Shrek popped in and throwed Asuka out of windoe. Shrek than said |
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to Shinji "Aye,Wait for me by door |
to Shinji "Aye,Wait for me by door laddie" and than stormed of. |
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Shinji knew what must be done he tolded himself "Shrek is love. |
Shinji knew what must be done he tolded himself "Shrek is love. |
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Shrek is life. |
Shrek is life." |
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arrived back and grab Shinji by the hips and wispered in his ear. |
arrived back and grab Shinji by the hips and wispered in his ear. |
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"Calm down! Iam just gonna Smack that, all on the floor. Smack |
"Calm down! Iam just gonna Smack that, all on the floor. Smack |
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that, give me some more. Smack that, till you get sore. |
that, give me some more. Smack that, till you get sore." After a |
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the tender love scene, Shrek went on a rampage killing everybody. He |
the tender love scene, Shrek went on a rampage killing everybody. He |
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use there i's in the martini drinks. The episode ended but it turned |
use there i's in the martini drinks. The episode ended but it turned |
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morbid when he screen begin to get all staticly and things. Several |
morbid when he screen begin to get all staticly and things. Several |
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massages appeared on the screen they read "Things were never the |
massages appeared on the screen they read "Things were never the |
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same after that |
same after that day" "Shrek become mentally unstable and spent |
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his remaining years in a |
his remaining years in a swamp" "Asuka gave birth to three Shrek |
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babies, but soon after took an arrow to the |
babies, but soon after took an arrow to the knee" and finally "The |
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infants were sent to swamp to be presumably eaten by there |
infants were sent to swamp to be presumably eaten by there fasjaa". |
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Than it got quiet and showed "YORE NEX... |
Than it got quiet and showed "YORE NEX..." I was really getting |
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freaked out than it got all staticly again and ultra hyper-realistic |
freaked out than it got all staticly again and ultra hyper-realistic |
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image Evil Patrixx appeared on the screen. The image of Patrixx |
image Evil Patrixx appeared on the screen. The image of Patrixx |