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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? |
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?<br>A: He had no body to dance with! |
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Q: When does a skeleton laugh? |
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?<br>A: When something tickles his funny bone. |
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Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? |
Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?<br>A: Jump out of your skin and join him! |
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Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree? |
Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?<br>A: Because a dog was after his bones! |
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Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? |
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?<br>A: It came back with a skeleton crew! |
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Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? |
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?<br>A: He could feel it in his bones! |
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Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining? |
Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?<br>A: He could feel it on his bones! |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? |
Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?<br>A: Bonehead! |
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore? |
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore?<br>A: Because his heart wasn't in it! |
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Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? |
Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?<br>A: By bony express! |
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Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? |
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?<br>A: Spare ribs!!! |
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Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib! |
Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib!<br>A: A spare rib restaurant! |
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Q: When does a skeleton smile? |
Q: When does a skeleton smile?<br>A: When something bumps into his funny bone! |
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Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? |
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?<br>A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them! |
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Q: How do skeletons call their friends? |
Q: How do skeletons call their friends?<br>A: On the telebone! |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? |
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?<br>A: A rattler! |
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Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? |
Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?<br>A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you! |
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Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? |
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?<br>A: I'm bone to be wild! |
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Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? |
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?<br>A: Sherlock Bones! |
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Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital? |
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?<br>A: To have his ghoul stones removed! |
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Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes? |
Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?<br>A: Skeleton keys! |
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Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? |
Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?<br>A: He was a numbskull! |
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Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? |
Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music?<br>A: They don't have any organs! |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings? |
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?<br>A: Lazy bones! |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? |
Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?<br>A: A boney phoney! |
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Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police? |
Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?<br>A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him! |
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Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? |
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?<br>A: He was bone idle! |
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Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? |
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?<br>A: I love every bone in your body! |
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Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? |
Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?<br>A: A dead ringer! |
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Q: What is a skeleton? |
Q: What is a skeleton?<br>A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"! |
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Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk? |
Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk?<br>A: Because milk is so good for the bones! |
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Revision as of 08:04, 8 March 2022
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!
Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
A: He could feel it on his bones!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!
Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib!
A: A spare rib restaurant!
Q: When does a skeleton smile?
A: When something bumps into his funny bone!
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them!
Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone!
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler!
Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you!
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed!
Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?
A: Skeleton keys!
Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
A: He was a numbskull!
Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music?
A: They don't have any organs!
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A: A boney phoney!
Q: Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
A: Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle!
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
A: I love every bone in your body!
Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A: A dead ringer!
Q: What is a skeleton?
A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!
Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
A: Because milk is so good for the bones!
Written by Meaty
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