SM64 Binley Mega Chippy Copy
So one time in 1998 I was at Binley Mega Chippy airdropping people pictures of Peppino Spaghetti with Mike Wazowski's face (As you do), when I saw a sign advertising a "Binley Mini Meal". It was the very first Binley Mini Meal ever produced. They were doing an N64 promotion and you could get one of 15 different toys based on N64 games. They were just about to open so I waited for them to open and got the very first one. To my surprise, the box said "Congrats on get the very first Binley Mini Meal!". The box was bigger than advertised on the sign, and had an exclusive toy, and an N64 cartridge titled "Super Mario 64 Binley Mega Chippy Expanded Version". I went back home and started to play the game. It started up as normal but instead of Mario saying "It'sa me, Mario!", he said Binley Mega Chippy's iconic catchphrase "It's Binley'n Time!". After I started a file, it seemed pretty normal, but Demnard was already unlocked. Normally to unlock Demnard, you'd need to flip the controller upside-down during the Wiggler boss, then press L+Z+C^ to do the Toosie Slide move and free him from Wiggler's asshole. I went into Bob-omb Battlefield and saw a green Bob-omb. When I talked to him, he said "Take it back now y'all!" He then threw Mario into the air at a speed on 4829383939293828*9. While Mario was flying through the air, I accidentally touched the heart before the boss and the game crashed. When I reloaded the game, my save was gone. I was so sad and break the cartridge, but then I calmed down and started playing again. Attempt 2 went a lot better. I beat King Bob-omb by shoving a Goomba up his ass, then went into Whomp's Fortress, I went over to the elevator but before I could jump on it, Mario pulled me into the TV and said "I'm getting tired. Can you handle it for me?" With no way back, I head up to King Whomp who then said "It's Whomp'n Time!" and Whomp'd all over me. I am now dead.
Written by TheMacAndCheechMan
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