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I love nintendo. |
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(under writing) |
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I have everything that's nintendo-related since my neiborhood stopped selling crack because i have more cash. |
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I have every 666666 games, every single pokémon cards, 9 super mario bros cartridges and 14 nintendo world championships and 6 nes's. |
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I hated sega, i hated it, i killed the sega boss and i broke the sonic.exe cd I HATE IT I HATE I FUCKING HATE IT IT'S FRIKIN BULLSHIT. |
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I was playing Friday the 13th on the NES even if i think its bullshit (butt i don't care cuz its nintendo). Then i heard my mum saying "JEROHM COME N TAKE THE FUCKING MAIL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" i then said "FINE,MOM" i paused the game and went took the mail. I had some mail. There was a nintendo cartridge and letter. |
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I first looked at the paper, it was my friend jeff who sent it to me. Butt he wrote it with a relly great handwrite. It said: |
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''"JEROEM'' |
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''PLZ'' |
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''WHAT R U WAITING ASSHOLE'' |
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''DUMBASS'' |
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''I HATE U!!!'' |
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''BREAK IT ASSHOLE'' |
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''DONT PLAY IT!!1'' |
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''DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT'' |
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''YOU ASSHOLE!!'' |
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''BREAKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' |
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''YOU ASSHOLE'' |
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''EVEN IF IT'S THE ONLY COPY OF SOMARI THAT'S STILL WORKING.'' |
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''YOU ASSHOLE."'' |
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Wow, the only still-working copy of SoMari? I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!! The cartridge was in really really really [[File:2014-01-24-image-4.jpg|thumb|How the cartidge looked like]]really really really really realy rly bad condition. Look at it. It was wrote Mario on it!!!!! |
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I then started playing the game. |
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Everything was normal, until i pressed start. |
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There was a 0.0000000666 frame with hyper-realistic blood on somari's eyes, hyper-realistic blood on trees,a lake of hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on t[[File:Somari_(title_screenshot).png|thumb]]he logo, hyper-realistic blood on the cartridge, hyper-realistic blood on jeff, hyper-realistic blood on hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on unrealistic blood, hyper-realistic blood on 1024 bit graphics, hyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic bloodhyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[[File:Super_mario_3d_world_screenshot.png|thumb|250px|THIS IS AWESOME!!!!11 3D GRAPGICS!!!!!!!!!! ON THE NEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!! BUTT THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS LEGIT!]]Then the loading screen was normal again, and when i started the game, THERE WAS AWESOME 3D GRAPHICS OMGOGMOGMMGOGMOGMO 3D GRAPHICS 666% LEGIT IT WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC also it was 4-player so i took my nes 4 score AND PLAYED WITH 4 PEOPEL!!!!!!!!!! |
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Until i saw blood again, blood, blood, bloooooood. And it was |
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[[File:Blood_Splatter.png|thumb|This is the blood i saw]] |
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hyper-realistic. |
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lel7 |
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Then i looked at my nes 4-score, IT HADDDD BLOOD EVERYWHERE |
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[[File:4score.jpg|thumb|this is my 4-score with hyper-realistic blood]] |
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BLOOD BLOOD ON MY NES 4-SCORE!!!!!! |
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blood |
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Then i looked at my nintendo games, they were all i slightly dislike you |
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[[File:Game_nes.jpg|thumb|I SLIghtly dislike u on the nes muthafucka]] |
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games, i not kidding. I SLIGHTLY DISLIKE YOU ON THE NES! |
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It was spooky as fuck butt it was'nt on the snes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ON THE NES!!!!!!! THERE WAS HYPER-REALISITIC BLOOD ON THE GAME BLOOOOOD!!!!!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 |
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BLOOD, i just see blood, blood blood blood blood, |
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[[File:NES_GAME_323423523623636346235734653432Q65.jpg|thumb|THEN IT LOOKED LIKE THIS]] |
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THEN THE GAME TRANSFORMED INTO A BOB.EXE GAME USING THE POWER OF BLOOD!!!! |
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! |
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The end. |
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NOT |
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[[File:Somari2.jpg|thumb|threre is the game]] |
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Now the game looked like somari once again, but the cartidge looked normal. |
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I played the game but the title screen had a gommba, BUT IT DID'NT HAD BLOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!! |
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Now it said "Vagina Lips Zone: Act 1". |
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[[File:Somari_mario_and_sonic_fusion_by_kth33-d5xv3kj.png|thumb|this is the hyper-intelligent mario]] |
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Mario looked hyper-intelligent. |
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And he jumped out the screen and atarted eating my pussy. |
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Then i said "idc i dnt wat babied n my vagina was ugly". |
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Now mario had triangle eyes. HE WAS ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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And i saw Poop zone act 2 and Jerome zone and penis zone(cuz i have both penis and vagina), and patrixxx zone. |
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I then was in fight with Dr.WIllowser, |
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and when i beat the game i was shown a pic of sonic.exe finishing the game |
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[[File:Sonic-2-001.jpg|thumb|sonic.exe]] |
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iT WAS FUCKING SPOOKY!!! |
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now bloody somari killed me so im dead and so are you |