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I'm a total Sonic the Guinea Pig fan, much like everyone else (cause obviously everyone watches/plays Sonic) and I don't think I want to play glitched or hacked games anymore. The mailman arrived and put a mail in my box, as he always does day and night and day and night and day and night and when he left I shot him dead. Then I opened the disc case to see a note and a CD that said "SONIC.EXE" I knew what it was going to be, and I read the note that came along with it. The note read:
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Next, I chose Silver. I was in Angel Hill Zone, and I was a fucking badass. There were a few rocks, which I picked up and threw, then a message popped up on the screen, saying "Kyle, I know you love me..." I was seduced. My eyez wer hlf clozed, & i mde kizzin' noisesssss then suddenly, a Super Sonic.exe image flashed on the screen with staticz, and there was a screamer. Silver got thrown into the air and killed. FML.
After that, I chose Pedo-Bear. Now I surely had to win this! I was in a hyper-realistic MKX level, and I was battling Super Sonic.exe. A speech bubble appeared, showing the text: "Sonic ohko". I had to be careful. Then suddenly, it showed the image of stuff you didn't want to see. Pedo-Bear raped Sonic, although the game did good by censoring it. I won. But, an image popped up on the screen, showing Sonic.exe, with the words written in BLOOD: "I WAZ PEDOBEAR" and I rage quitted. I sent the game to Tom, with a note, then committed suicide. Wait, also, I won't describe the title screen cuz I'm dead
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