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by: Eldred Jacobs |
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''Writen in memory of Jacob Jacobs'' |
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This world was devistated before I was born. |
This world was devistated before I was born. |
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But they always point to... SONIC 06 .... .EXE |
But they always point to... SONIC 06 .... .EXE |
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Many years ago I wnet to a |
Many years ago I wnet to a yard sale in Soleanna. I wasn't looking anything in particular, just browsing. |
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yard sale in Soleanna. I wasn't looking anything in particular, just |
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browsing. |
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"How do I decide what to get at this yard sale?" I thought in my head. |
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what to get at this yard sale?" I thought in my head. |
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All of a sudden I heard a voice from a large pile of old |
All of a sudden I heard a voice from a large pile of old video games. |
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video games. |
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"By knowing the truth of course" It sounded like |
"By knowing the truth of course" It sounded like the voice of Mephiles the Dark from my favorite game Sonic 06! |
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the voice of Mephiles the Dark from my favorite game Sonic 06! |
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I searched through the old pile of games. All of them had their |
I searched through the old pile of games. All of them had their proper labels except one. |
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proper labels except one. |
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This case was a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic |
This case was a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case. The voice continued. |
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06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case. The |
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voice continued. |
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"Just as a flower comes from a seed , or a chicken |
"Just as a flower comes from a seed , or a chicken comes from an egg... everything has an origin!" |
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comes from an egg... everything has an origin!" |
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"What must I do?" I asked the case with a blank |
"What must I do?" I asked the case with a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case. |
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maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the |
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case on duct tape on the front of the case. |
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"You need to find the being originally responcible for |
"You need to find the being originally responcible for this catastrphe. With my help you can because I have the power to travel through time! In order to change the past, you must eliminate the individual who was awakened Ibilis." |
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this catastrphe. With my help you can because I have the power to travel |
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through time! In order to change the past, you must eliminate the individual |
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who was awakened Ibilis." |
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(Seriously thats what he said. I read it. ITs in the |
(Seriously thats what he said. I read it. ITs in the subtitles Check the game) |
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subtitles Check the game) |
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Who must I eliminate I asked clutching the blank |
Who must I eliminate I asked clutching the blank maroon-fuschia case in my now sweaty palms. |
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maroon-fuschia case in my now sweaty palms. |
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I then started to have a vision. It was my favorite |
I then started to have a vision. It was my favorite character, sonic from sonic 06! It looked like it did in that one cutscene where he is standing in the fire with the black background on a chaos emerald. |
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character, sonic from sonic 06! It looked like it did in that one cutscene |
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where he is standing in the fire with the black background on a chaos emerald. |
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"Are you saying I have to kill Sonic from sonic 06?" |
"Are you saying I have to kill Sonic from sonic 06?" I anunciated through my dry kips. |
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I anunciated through my dry kips. |
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I had another vision. It was Mephiles. He was standing in a |
I had another vision. It was Mephiles. He was standing in a field of hyper realistic blood. He did not speak. He only nodded a somber nod as he cried he cried 666 tears of hedgehog blood. |
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field of hyper realistic blood. He did not speak. He only nodded a somber nod |
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as he cried he cried 666 tears of hedgehog blood. |
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All of a sudden I awoke. I knew I needed to buiy this game. I |
All of a sudden I awoke. I knew I needed to buiy this game. I brought it up to the yard salesman. As I showed the case a look of dread appeared on the mans face. |
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brought it up to the yard salesman. As I showed the case a look of dread |
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appeared on the mans face. |
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"WHERE IN SONIC'S NAME DID YOU FIND THAT??? |
"WHERE IN SONIC'S NAME DID YOU FIND THAT???" the man screamed. "The game... spoke to me. I found it in the pile of all your old video games." I went to point to the pile... but it had vanished. |
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screamed. “The game... spoke to me. I found it in the pile of all your old |
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video games.” I went to point to the pile... but it had vanished. |
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"You should that back on the shelf there boy! The boy who traded that game into this yard sale had a blank look on his face when he handed me that game. All he could say was 'Don't buy the blood gem'. That was the last thing he said before a nearby fake ring bomb went off killing himn instantly. That game is cursd" |
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"You should that back on the shelf there boy! The boy |
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who traded that game into this yard sale had a blank look on his face when he |
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handed me that game. All he could say was 'Don't buy the blood gem'. That was |
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the last thing he said before a nearby fake ring bomb went off killing himn |
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instantly. That game is cursd" |
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"I don't believe in that kind of stuff" I answered. |
"I don't believe in that kind of stuff" I answered. "Now let me buy that game" |
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"Now let me buy that game" |
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"NO!" the man screamed trying to take the game |
"NO!" the man screamed trying to take the game from me. I don't normally steal things but I knew I had to play this game. I tore the case from the mans pruny shriveled hands. |
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from me. I don't normally steal things but I knew I had to play this game. I |
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tore the case from the mans pruny shriveled hands. |
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"MAYSONIC HAVE MERCY ON YOU" The man yelled as I |
"MAYSONIC HAVE MERCY ON YOU" The man yelled as I ran away. After a gained some distance, I looked to see if the man was chasing me. However where the yard had been, there was nothing but game receipt floating in the wind. |
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ran away. After a gained some distance, I looked to see if the man was chasing |
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me. However where the yard had been, there was nothing but game receipt |
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floating in the wind. |
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This shook me a bit but I needed to do this for Mephiles. |
This shook me a bit but I needed to do this for Mephiles. |
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I returned home and opened the game case. Instead of a PS3 |
I returned home and opened the game case. Instead of a PS3 disk in the case, I found an old floppy disk with the words "Sonic 06 . EXE" written on it. I didn't know how to play the disk, so I decided to try it in different systems I had around the house. |
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disk in the case, I found an old floppy disk with the words "Sonic 06 . |
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EXE" written on it. I didn't know how to play the disk, so I decided to |
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try it in different systems I had around the house. |
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I tried it on my PS3, Gamecube, n64, Gameboy Pocket, and my |
I tried it on my PS3, Gamecube, n64, Gameboy Pocket, and my Phillips CDI. However on the 6th console I tried, my Virtual Boy, the disk seemed to fit. After blowing on the disk 6 times and reseting the system 6 times the game flickered to life. |
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Phillips CDI. However on the 6th console I tried, my Virtual Boy, the disk |
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seemed to fit. After blowing on the disk 6 times and reseting the system 6 times |
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the game flickered to life. |
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On the sixth reset, on the sixth blow, on the sixth console. |
On the sixth reset, on the sixth blow, on the sixth console. Thats strange I thought. Must be a coincidence. |
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Thats strange I thought. Must be a coincidence. |
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As I peered into my virtual boy I found it strange that the |
As I peered into my virtual boy I found it strange that the game was in full HD color with graphics more hyper realistic than I have ever seen on any game on any console EVER. (That includes my favorite game Sonic 06) |
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game was in full HD color with graphics more hyper realistic than I have ever |
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seen on any game on any console EVER. (That includes my favorite game Sonic 06) |
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The familiar sound of the title music "His World" |
The familiar sound of the title music "His World" started to play and a wave of nostalgia crashed into every orifice of my body. However something was wrong. The music was a bit slower and was playing in reverse and the title would not appear. |
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started to play and a wave of nostalgia crashed into every orifice of my body. |
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However something was wrong. The music was a bit slower and was playing in |
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reverse and the title would not appear. |
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I pressed the start button several times on the virtual boy but the title would not appear. Instead it was stuck the scene with trees blowing in the wind that is in the background of the title screen. I noticed that for one split frame the eagle in the backgrounds head became the head of Mephiles and it was carrying the disembodied head of Miles "Tails" Prower clutched in its talons. I ignored this, thinking it must have been a glitch. |
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I pressed the start button several times on the virtual boy |
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but the title would not appear. Instead it was stuck the scene with trees |
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blowing in the wind that is in the background of the title screen. I noticed |
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that for one split frame the eagle in the backgrounds head became the head of |
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Mephiles and it was carrying the disembodied head of Miles “Tails” Prower |
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clutched in its talons. I ignored this, thinking it must have been a glitch. |
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Puzzled I remembered a button combo that shadow was told at the loading screen for White Acropolis in Sonic 06. I pressed the combo: " A A... A A A A A". The title appeared on the screen. However the titel was upside down and covered in Tails blood. It was so vivid and realistic I almost puked. |
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Puzzled I remembered a button combo that shadow was told at |
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the loading screen for White Acropolis in Sonic 06. I pressed the combo: “ A A… |
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A A A A A”. The title appeared on the screen. However the titel was upside down and covered |
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in Tails blood. It was so vivid and realistic I almost puked. |
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I regret doing what I did next. Before pressing the start button I had hopes and dreams. Before pressing the start button I led a happy normal life. Before pressing the start button I had people who loved me. I had a reason to live. Now, all seems hopeless, all seems lost, I fear I may not be able to go on. In fact I know that I cannot go on. My existence is futile now. Life gives me no joy anymore. I know the world would be better without me. I must end my sad, sorry life. |
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I regret doing what I did next. Before pressing the start button |
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I had hopes and dreams. Before pressing the start button I led a happy normal |
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life. Before pressing the start button I had people who loved me. I had a |
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reason to live. Now, all seems hopeless, all seems lost, I fear I may not be |
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able to go on. In fact I know that I cannot |
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go on. My existence is futile now. Life gives me no joy anymore. I know the |
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world would be better without me. I must end my sad, sorry life. |
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Anyway, the game started. The intro scene commenced as usual. Nothing was out of the ordinary except instead of a torch being handed to Elise... it was actually Tails disembodied head from the title screen. Elise then had her vision. However the vision was a bit different. In the blazing indferno I saw none other than my one true hero, Sonic the Hedgehog from sonic06. His eyes glowed sanguine and his gloves were covered in the blood of Tails. He stared straight into my eyes. I could feel him penetrating my very soul. I felt the life being drained from me. The vision ended and my living hell began. |
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Anyway, the game started. The intro scene commenced as |
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usual. Nothing was out of the ordinary except instead of a torch being handed |
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to Elise… it was actually Tails disembodied head from the title screen. Elise |
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then had her vision. However the vision was a bit different. In the blazing indferno |
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I saw none other than my one true hero, Sonic the Hedgehog from sonic06. His |
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eyes glowed sanguine and his gloves were covered in the blood of Tails. He |
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stared straight into my eyes. I could feel him penetrating my very soul. I felt |
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the life being drained from me. The vision ended and my living hell began. |
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I started the game in Soleanna. I just jumped around to familiarize myself with the controls. I accidentally glitched through a wall which sent me to an area of the game I had never seen before. There were tons of stop signs and other varicose signs warning me not to go on. I should have listened. |
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I started the game in Soleanna. I just jumped around to |
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familiarize myself with the controls. I accidentally glitched through a wall |
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which sent me to an area of the game I had never seen before. There were tons |
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of stop signs and other varicose signs warning me not to go on. I should have |
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listened. |
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The first few levels played just like my favorite game sonic 06 expect for one small detail. All the water in the game was replaced by tails blood. Also all the ring boxes gave out 666 rings. Every time sonic performed a spin dash he left a trail of abackingly realistic blood behind him. In order to complete a level with an S rank, you needed to finish in 6 minutes and 66 seconds and having obtained 666 rings and killing 666 enemies and finding 666 silver medals and getting 666 bonus points from defeating enemies and getting a final score of 666 for the level. But other than that it played pretty much normal. |
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The first few levels played just like my favorite game sonic |
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06 expect for one small detail. All the water in the game was replaced by tails |
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blood. Also all the ring boxes gave out 666 rings. Every time sonic performed a |
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spin dash he left a trail of abackingly realistic blood behind him. In order to |
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complete a level with an S rank, you needed to finish in 6 minutes and 66 |
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seconds and having obtained 666 rings and killing 666 enemies and finding 666 |
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silver medals and getting 666 bonus points from defeating enemies and getting a |
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final score of 666 for the level. But other than that it played pretty much |
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normal. |
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I played the game and got up to the silver boss fight. During the cutscene where silver calls sonic the Ibilis trigger something changed. Silver said "You are the Ibilis trigger Eldred (that's my name)" I was shocked. How did the game know my name! I knew I needed to defeat silver or something abominable was going to happen. I proceeded with the fight, which was very easy for me, until finally silver managed to catch me and throw me. Instead of hitting the wall I glitched through the floor (this is normal for sonic 06) and fell into a hidden area of the level. To get to this area I fell for 6 minutes and 66 seconds and got an S rank. |
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I played the game and got up to the silver boss fight. |
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During the cutscene where silver calls sonic the Ibilis trigger something |
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changed. Silver said “You are the Ibilis trigger Eldred (that’s my name)” I was |
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shocked. How did the game know my name! I knew I needed to defeat silver or |
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something abominable was going to happen. I proceeded with the fight, which was |
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very easy for me, until finally silver managed to catch me and throw me. |
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Instead of hitting the wall I glitched through the floor (this is normal for |
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sonic 06) and fell into a hidden area of the level. To get to this area I fell |
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for 6 minutes and 66 seconds and got an S rank. |
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I landed in a fiery area surrounded by blood and lava. There were demons everywhere. I know this sounds hard to believe but I think this place was hell. I ran through the area searching for a way out. I came upon a demon who said "Hey" the way the shopkeep said in my favorite game sonic 06. I decided to see his wares. He had three gems. He had the purple and blue gems that I was familiar with. The third gem he had was... The Red Blood Gem. I recalled what the yard salesman had said about the young boy that had traded the game in had said. "Don't buy the blood gem" Luckily the item that the merchant had was the Red Blood Gem. When I went to buy the gem, I could not find a price in the price box. It was just blank. So I pressed the A button. The shopkeep said "hey" in his regular voice but then proceeded to say in a demonic voice "that will be 666 SONIC LIVES". The demon then tore sonic apart. Each disgusting sound of each tear echoed in my brain. The horrid screams of his little hedgehog life being taken from him filled me with despair. His hollow staring eyes beckoned for me to end his suffering. But all I could do was sit there helplessly and watch his complete and utter disembowelment. I knew then and there that my hero breathed his last breath. Mephiles deceived me. |
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I landed in a fiery area surrounded by blood and lava. There |
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were demons everywhere. I know this sounds hard to believe but I think this |
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place was hell. I ran through the area searching for a way out. I came upon a |
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demon who said “Hey” the way the shopkeep said in my favorite game sonic 06. I |
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decided to see his wares. He had three gems. He had the purple and blue gems |
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that I was familiar with. The third gem he had was… The Red Blood Gem. I |
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recalled what the yard salesman had said about the young boy that had traded |
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the game in had said. “Don’t buy the blood gem” Luckily the item that the |
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merchant had was the Red Blood Gem. When I went to buy the gem, I could not |
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find a price in the price box. It was just blank. So I pressed the A button. |
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The shopkeep said “hey” in his regular |
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voice but then proceeded to say in a demonic voice “that will be 666 SONIC |
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LIVES”. The demon then tore sonic apart. Each disgusting sound of each tear |
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echoed in my brain. The horrid screams of his little hedgehog life being taken |
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from him filled me with despair. His hollow staring eyes beckoned for me to end |
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his suffering. But all I could do was sit there helplessly and watch his |
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complete and utter disembowelment. I knew then and there that my hero breathed |
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his last breath. Mephiles deceived me. |
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With tears in my eyes I tried to remove the disk from the virtual boy. The disk came out but the game played on. I could not stop Sonic's suffering. I looked at the disk and saw that the label on the disk was peeling. I tore the label off to see what was underneath. The real floppy read "Sonic 0666 . EXE" in hyper realistic blood red letters. It was then I realized that something was off... |
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With tears in my eyes I tried to remove the disk from the |
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virtual boy. The disk came out but the game played on. I could not stop Sonic’s |
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suffering. I looked at the disk and saw that the label on the disk was peeling. |
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I tore the label off to see what was underneath. The real floppy read “Sonic 0666 |
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. EXE” in hyper realistic blood red letters. It was then I realized that |
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something was off… |
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I knew if I played until the end of the game Ellise could |
I knew if I played until the end of the game Ellise could revive sonic with true loves kiss. So I stayed up all night and day for the next 2 months and completed Silver and Shadow's stories. This allowed me to unlock the final story. |
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revive sonic with true loves kiss. So I stayed up all night and day for the |
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next 2 months and completed Silver and Shadow’s stories. This allowed me to |
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unlock the final story. |
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I spent another 2 months night and day collecting the chaos emeralds from this story. Finally I was ready for the cutscene before the boss. Sonic would finally be revived. The cutscene initiated and I saw Elise kneel to supply a kiss of red hot passion to sonics rotting corpse. However, before Elise gave the kiss she removed the mask from her head. It wasn't Elise at all... IT WAS ME! I was princess Elise the whole time and I didn't even know it. And I wasn't kissing sonic at all. I was sucking him out of existence. My suctiony mouth slowly and gently comsumed sonic into my being. I had become whole. I was ibilis trigger! |
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I spent another 2 months night and day collecting the chaos |
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emeralds from this story. Finally I was ready for the cutscene before the boss. |
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Sonic would finally be revived. The cutscene initiated and I saw Elise kneel to |
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supply a kiss of red hot passion to sonics rotting corpse. However, before |
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Elise gave the kiss she removed the mask from her head. It wasn’t Elise at all… |
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IT WAS ME! I was princess Elise the whole time and I didn’t even know it. And I |
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wasn’t kissing sonic at all. I was sucking him out of existence. My suctiony |
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mouth slowly and gently comsumed sonic into my being. I had become whole. I was |
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ibilis trigger! |
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It was time for the final boss fight. Instead of Solaris |
It was time for the final boss fight. Instead of Solaris spawning I noticed a different shape in the distance. It was my younger twin half step brother Jacob. He roared a mighty roar to show his bitterness toward me for getting all of our parents attention. |
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spawning I noticed a different shape in the distance. It was my younger twin |
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half step brother Jacob. He roared a mighty roar to show his bitterness toward |
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me for getting all of our parents attention. |
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"Don't you see Eldrid(that's still my name)? You broght this all upon yourself! I will never forgive you for making our parents miss my bar mitzvah to watch you compete in that little league MLG league of legends tournament. That was the most important of my short life and you ruined it. My only choice was to take my own life while playing your favorite game Sonic 06. Only then could I posses the game making it Sonic 0666 .EXE!" |
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“Don’t you see Eldrid(that’s still my name)? You broght this |
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all upon yourself! I will never forgive you for making our parents miss my bar mitzvah |
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to watch you compete in that little league MLG league of legends tournament. |
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That was the most important of my short life and you ruined it. My only choice |
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was to take my own life while playing your favorite game Sonic 06. Only then |
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could I posses the game making it Sonic 0666 .EXE!” |
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I was flooded was guilt. I could not stand to bear that I |
I was flooded was guilt. I could not stand to bear that I caused my own younger twin half step brothers death. I knew I had to do something. And by do something I mean brutally murder him... AGAIN!!! |
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caused my own younger twin half step brothers death. I knew I had to do |
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something. And by do something I mean brutally murder him… AGAIN!!! |
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The fight began. The uplifting orchestrated version of "His World" kicked in providing the perfect backdrop for my brother's complete savage eviseration. I swiftly evaded my brothers first attack and snapped his neck. I then ripped open his stomach and strangled him with his own entrails. I then flew his fading body down to the lava which was now spewing out from all orifis of the planet. I held his body in the lava so that he would be burned alive and drown, the two worst deaths I can imagine. Once his body fell lifeless I consumed his body too to become the ultimate life form. I was now Shadow the hedgehog from my favorite game sonic 06. I then hunted down the conniving Mephiles the Dark. I grabbed his throat with all my hedgehog might and asphyxiated him until his last dying breath. He looked at me with his soulless eyes and said "The scariest part of this whole experience is you the reader are Eldrid." I then realized I wasn't me this whole time... YOU WERE ME! You were the one that killed sonic. You were the one that killed your younger twin half step brother Jacob. You were one who killed Mephiles the whole time. You are the ultimate life form, you are the Ibilis trigger! |
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The fight began. The uplifting orchestrated version of “His |
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World” kicked in providing the perfect backdrop for my brother’s complete savage |
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eviseration. I swiftly evaded my brothers first attack and snapped his neck. I |
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then ripped open his stomach and strangled him with his own entrails. I then |
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flew his fading body down to the lava which was now spewing out from all orifis |
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of the planet. I held his body in the lava so that he would be burned alive and |
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drown, the two worst deaths I can imagine. Once his body fell lifeless I |
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consumed his body too to become the ultimate life form. I was now Shadow the |
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hedgehog from my favorite game sonic 06. I then hunted down the conniving |
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Mephiles the Dark. I grabbed his throat with all my hedgehog might and |
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asphyxiated him until his last dying breath. He looked at me with his soulless eyes |
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and said “The scariest part of this whole experience is you the reader are |
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Eldrid.” I then realized I wasn’t me this whole time… YOU WERE ME! You were the |
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one that killed sonic. You were the one that killed your younger twin half step |
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brother Jacob. You were one who killed Mephiles the whole time. You are the |
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ultimate life form, you are the Ibilis trigger! |
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And the even scarier part is that you had amnesia and forgot this ever happened! So the next time you find a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case remember, don't bother stealing it from the yard salesman... because you have already beaten it with all S ranks. And you didn't even know it! |
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And the even scarier part is that you had amnesia and forgot |
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this ever happened! So the next time you find a blank maroon-fushcia case with |
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the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the |
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front of the case remember, don’t bother stealing it from the yard salesman… |
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because you have already beaten it with all S ranks. And you didn’t even know |
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it! |
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The End |
The End |
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{{by|Eldred Jacobs}}<br> |
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''Writen in memory of Jacob Jacobs'' |
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Latest revision as of 09:06, 30 August 2023
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This world was devistated before I was born.
A harsh bleak place where we lived in eternal darkness.
Life is a struggle and people live without hope
How did this happen?
No one will answer me directly.
But they always point to... SONIC 06 .... .EXE
Many years ago I wnet to a yard sale in Soleanna. I wasn't looking anything in particular, just browsing.
"How do I decide what to get at this yard sale?" I thought in my head.
All of a sudden I heard a voice from a large pile of old video games.
"By knowing the truth of course" It sounded like the voice of Mephiles the Dark from my favorite game Sonic 06!
I searched through the old pile of games. All of them had their proper labels except one.
This case was a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case. The voice continued.
"Just as a flower comes from a seed , or a chicken comes from an egg... everything has an origin!"
"What must I do?" I asked the case with a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case.
"You need to find the being originally responcible for this catastrphe. With my help you can because I have the power to travel through time! In order to change the past, you must eliminate the individual who was awakened Ibilis."
(Seriously thats what he said. I read it. ITs in the subtitles Check the game)
Who must I eliminate I asked clutching the blank maroon-fuschia case in my now sweaty palms.
I then started to have a vision. It was my favorite character, sonic from sonic 06! It looked like it did in that one cutscene where he is standing in the fire with the black background on a chaos emerald.
"Are you saying I have to kill Sonic from sonic 06?" I anunciated through my dry kips.
I had another vision. It was Mephiles. He was standing in a field of hyper realistic blood. He did not speak. He only nodded a somber nod as he cried he cried 666 tears of hedgehog blood.
All of a sudden I awoke. I knew I needed to buiy this game. I brought it up to the yard salesman. As I showed the case a look of dread appeared on the mans face.
"WHERE IN SONIC'S NAME DID YOU FIND THAT???" the man screamed. "The game... spoke to me. I found it in the pile of all your old video games." I went to point to the pile... but it had vanished.
"You should that back on the shelf there boy! The boy who traded that game into this yard sale had a blank look on his face when he handed me that game. All he could say was 'Don't buy the blood gem'. That was the last thing he said before a nearby fake ring bomb went off killing himn instantly. That game is cursd"
"I don't believe in that kind of stuff" I answered. "Now let me buy that game"
"NO!" the man screamed trying to take the game from me. I don't normally steal things but I knew I had to play this game. I tore the case from the mans pruny shriveled hands.
"MAYSONIC HAVE MERCY ON YOU" The man yelled as I ran away. After a gained some distance, I looked to see if the man was chasing me. However where the yard had been, there was nothing but game receipt floating in the wind.
This shook me a bit but I needed to do this for Mephiles.
I returned home and opened the game case. Instead of a PS3 disk in the case, I found an old floppy disk with the words "Sonic 06 . EXE" written on it. I didn't know how to play the disk, so I decided to try it in different systems I had around the house.
I tried it on my PS3, Gamecube, n64, Gameboy Pocket, and my Phillips CDI. However on the 6th console I tried, my Virtual Boy, the disk seemed to fit. After blowing on the disk 6 times and reseting the system 6 times the game flickered to life.
On the sixth reset, on the sixth blow, on the sixth console. Thats strange I thought. Must be a coincidence.
As I peered into my virtual boy I found it strange that the game was in full HD color with graphics more hyper realistic than I have ever seen on any game on any console EVER. (That includes my favorite game Sonic 06)
The familiar sound of the title music "His World" started to play and a wave of nostalgia crashed into every orifice of my body. However something was wrong. The music was a bit slower and was playing in reverse and the title would not appear.
I pressed the start button several times on the virtual boy but the title would not appear. Instead it was stuck the scene with trees blowing in the wind that is in the background of the title screen. I noticed that for one split frame the eagle in the backgrounds head became the head of Mephiles and it was carrying the disembodied head of Miles "Tails" Prower clutched in its talons. I ignored this, thinking it must have been a glitch.
Puzzled I remembered a button combo that shadow was told at the loading screen for White Acropolis in Sonic 06. I pressed the combo: " A A... A A A A A". The title appeared on the screen. However the titel was upside down and covered in Tails blood. It was so vivid and realistic I almost puked.
I regret doing what I did next. Before pressing the start button I had hopes and dreams. Before pressing the start button I led a happy normal life. Before pressing the start button I had people who loved me. I had a reason to live. Now, all seems hopeless, all seems lost, I fear I may not be able to go on. In fact I know that I cannot go on. My existence is futile now. Life gives me no joy anymore. I know the world would be better without me. I must end my sad, sorry life.
Anyway, the game started. The intro scene commenced as usual. Nothing was out of the ordinary except instead of a torch being handed to Elise... it was actually Tails disembodied head from the title screen. Elise then had her vision. However the vision was a bit different. In the blazing indferno I saw none other than my one true hero, Sonic the Hedgehog from sonic06. His eyes glowed sanguine and his gloves were covered in the blood of Tails. He stared straight into my eyes. I could feel him penetrating my very soul. I felt the life being drained from me. The vision ended and my living hell began.
I started the game in Soleanna. I just jumped around to familiarize myself with the controls. I accidentally glitched through a wall which sent me to an area of the game I had never seen before. There were tons of stop signs and other varicose signs warning me not to go on. I should have listened.
The first few levels played just like my favorite game sonic 06 expect for one small detail. All the water in the game was replaced by tails blood. Also all the ring boxes gave out 666 rings. Every time sonic performed a spin dash he left a trail of abackingly realistic blood behind him. In order to complete a level with an S rank, you needed to finish in 6 minutes and 66 seconds and having obtained 666 rings and killing 666 enemies and finding 666 silver medals and getting 666 bonus points from defeating enemies and getting a final score of 666 for the level. But other than that it played pretty much normal.
I played the game and got up to the silver boss fight. During the cutscene where silver calls sonic the Ibilis trigger something changed. Silver said "You are the Ibilis trigger Eldred (that's my name)" I was shocked. How did the game know my name! I knew I needed to defeat silver or something abominable was going to happen. I proceeded with the fight, which was very easy for me, until finally silver managed to catch me and throw me. Instead of hitting the wall I glitched through the floor (this is normal for sonic 06) and fell into a hidden area of the level. To get to this area I fell for 6 minutes and 66 seconds and got an S rank.
I landed in a fiery area surrounded by blood and lava. There were demons everywhere. I know this sounds hard to believe but I think this place was hell. I ran through the area searching for a way out. I came upon a demon who said "Hey" the way the shopkeep said in my favorite game sonic 06. I decided to see his wares. He had three gems. He had the purple and blue gems that I was familiar with. The third gem he had was... The Red Blood Gem. I recalled what the yard salesman had said about the young boy that had traded the game in had said. "Don't buy the blood gem" Luckily the item that the merchant had was the Red Blood Gem. When I went to buy the gem, I could not find a price in the price box. It was just blank. So I pressed the A button. The shopkeep said "hey" in his regular voice but then proceeded to say in a demonic voice "that will be 666 SONIC LIVES". The demon then tore sonic apart. Each disgusting sound of each tear echoed in my brain. The horrid screams of his little hedgehog life being taken from him filled me with despair. His hollow staring eyes beckoned for me to end his suffering. But all I could do was sit there helplessly and watch his complete and utter disembowelment. I knew then and there that my hero breathed his last breath. Mephiles deceived me.
With tears in my eyes I tried to remove the disk from the virtual boy. The disk came out but the game played on. I could not stop Sonic's suffering. I looked at the disk and saw that the label on the disk was peeling. I tore the label off to see what was underneath. The real floppy read "Sonic 0666 . EXE" in hyper realistic blood red letters. It was then I realized that something was off...
I knew if I played until the end of the game Ellise could revive sonic with true loves kiss. So I stayed up all night and day for the next 2 months and completed Silver and Shadow's stories. This allowed me to unlock the final story.
I spent another 2 months night and day collecting the chaos emeralds from this story. Finally I was ready for the cutscene before the boss. Sonic would finally be revived. The cutscene initiated and I saw Elise kneel to supply a kiss of red hot passion to sonics rotting corpse. However, before Elise gave the kiss she removed the mask from her head. It wasn't Elise at all... IT WAS ME! I was princess Elise the whole time and I didn't even know it. And I wasn't kissing sonic at all. I was sucking him out of existence. My suctiony mouth slowly and gently comsumed sonic into my being. I had become whole. I was ibilis trigger!
It was time for the final boss fight. Instead of Solaris spawning I noticed a different shape in the distance. It was my younger twin half step brother Jacob. He roared a mighty roar to show his bitterness toward me for getting all of our parents attention.
"Don't you see Eldrid(that's still my name)? You broght this all upon yourself! I will never forgive you for making our parents miss my bar mitzvah to watch you compete in that little league MLG league of legends tournament. That was the most important of my short life and you ruined it. My only choice was to take my own life while playing your favorite game Sonic 06. Only then could I posses the game making it Sonic 0666 .EXE!"
I was flooded was guilt. I could not stand to bear that I caused my own younger twin half step brothers death. I knew I had to do something. And by do something I mean brutally murder him... AGAIN!!!
The fight began. The uplifting orchestrated version of "His World" kicked in providing the perfect backdrop for my brother's complete savage eviseration. I swiftly evaded my brothers first attack and snapped his neck. I then ripped open his stomach and strangled him with his own entrails. I then flew his fading body down to the lava which was now spewing out from all orifis of the planet. I held his body in the lava so that he would be burned alive and drown, the two worst deaths I can imagine. Once his body fell lifeless I consumed his body too to become the ultimate life form. I was now Shadow the hedgehog from my favorite game sonic 06. I then hunted down the conniving Mephiles the Dark. I grabbed his throat with all my hedgehog might and asphyxiated him until his last dying breath. He looked at me with his soulless eyes and said "The scariest part of this whole experience is you the reader are Eldrid." I then realized I wasn't me this whole time... YOU WERE ME! You were the one that killed sonic. You were the one that killed your younger twin half step brother Jacob. You were one who killed Mephiles the whole time. You are the ultimate life form, you are the Ibilis trigger!
And the even scarier part is that you had amnesia and forgot this ever happened! So the next time you find a blank maroon-fushcia case with the words "Sonic 06. EXE" written on the case on duct tape on the front of the case remember, don't bother stealing it from the yard salesman... because you have already beaten it with all S ranks. And you didn't even know it!
The End
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Credited to Eldred Jacobs
Writen in memory of Jacob Jacobs
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