SUDDENLY A GHOST
THERE WAS THIS OLD GUY WHO WAS OLD AND DIED AND WAS OLD AND DEAD. HE LIVED IN A HOUSE THAT WAS OLD AND SCARY. THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO WASN'T OLD AND WAS IN SCHOOL AND WAS CALLED DUMB ALOT. SO TO PROVE HE WASN'T SUPER DUMB HE WAS GOING TO GO TO THE OLD DEAD GUYS OLD SCARY HOUSE THAT WAS OLD AND SCARY. SO HE WENT INSIDE AND IT WAS VERY DUSTY SO HE SNEEZED AND ALSO POOPED A LITTLE. HE SNEEZED SO HARD HIS LEFT TESTICAL INPLODED. HE CLEANED THE HUGE SNOT ROCKET OFF OF HIS UGLY GHEY MAN FACE. AND THEN HE OPENED A SPOOKY DOOR.
SUDDENLY A GHOST!
NO THAT ISN'T THE END YET. THE GHOST WAS ACTUALLY BILLY MAYZ. (BILLY MAYS SUPER DISTANT COUSIN WHO DIED AND NO ONE CARED) AND BILLY MAYZ RIPPED OPEN THE GHEY MAHNS SUPER UGLY FACE... NO. I LIED! BILLY MAYZ ESPLODED IN A FIERY EXPLOISION OF PAINFUL CONSTAPATION. AND THEN THE GHEY MAN LEFT CUS HE IS A GHEY GAI. AND THEN WHEN HE LEFT HIS UGLY MOM SLAPPED HIS FAT MAN BOOB. THEN THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE GOT SET ON FIRE.
suddenly a ghost....
Credited to Fooha
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