SUOOPER mario 644

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About a week ago, i was helping out my Grandmother in a thrift store she worked at. At the store, you wouldn't get paid much, so it was more for just experience. Considering how my Grandmother worked there, i had permission to use the 'Staff only' rooms. Since i am a little bit of a retro game collector, i thought it would be a good idea to ask my Grandmother if there were any old video games lying around the shop, she simply replied with "retro video games are in the 'Staff only' rooms, if that's what your looking for". Then i quickly headed to one of the rooms, It was filled with many, many games, most of which i already own, but then something caught my eye, a broken looking copy of an Nintendo 64 cartridge labeled 'Mario64' with pencil came to my sight. I already owned a copy of 'Super Mario 64' but this one got me curious, so i knew i had to give it a try, along with a couple of other games. After work, i finally got home to give the game a try. It took multiple times to get the game running, but eventually i got it working. But before the 'Super Mario 64' logo bounced out in a rubbery way, a message screen popped up, it read "Not to be sold to the public", before fading out. The game didn't go to Mario's head after the title screen, but instead the main menu, with no music playing. This didn't seem to strange, because from the looks of it, i think i was playing a beta version of the game. Anyway, i started up a new file, and the first thing i noticed was the sky-box on the intro cut-scene, it was a solid dark red color, which was quite unsettling, but not too strange. Maybe it was the color of the sky-box before any textures were added to it, anyway, the intro started as normal, but the message from Princess Peach, it read a peculiar message, that was only to recognized as a scramble of code, and there was no voice sample either. Then this is where thing began to seem off, after the intro cut-scene, i was in control of the game, but as i walked Mario to the castle, he just pulled out a knife, stabbed it in both h1s eyes and rammed the kniffe up his asshole, tehn he pulled his dick out of his littl pocket thing on his ouwtfitt and stated cutting his penis off, then he got otut a cheese greater and started grating his dick against it, i nearly threw up all ov3r my consol. THen he ate it and said "'MMm. a-ravioliy a-tastes a-really a-fucking a-nice." then he cut is ballsack off and wraped the skin over his head, i got so scared, i shit my pants, and i flew out the roof. then somehow i stiched his dick back on, walked into the casstle and started butt-fucking Peach, "oh, fuck yeah mario uuehhh" Then he siad "o no, browsers cumonging" then bowser came and cut marios head off with his bare finger, the he started fucking Peach and she said "oh my god, you are even bertter then mario' he said "I know, he is shit" THEN ELVIS CAEM UP FORM THE TELLY AND STARTED JAXXING Off in may face, on the fourth minute he was exXCaiming that he was gnna cum, then he supted a load in my face. then i but my FINGER IN A MICRO WAVE THE ENDqq

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