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#So I went to Gamestop to get my super cool preorder for Grand Theft Auto(I'm writing this from the future in the past for the future) When I noticed a hyper realistic copy of GTA 5 sitting on the shelf. I bring it up to the clerk who just shrugs and says that a little boy brought it in and traded it in for Call of Duty 18. |
#So I went to Gamestop to get my super cool preorder for Grand Theft Auto(I'm writing this from the future in the past for the future) When I noticed a hyper realistic copy of GTA 5 sitting on the shelf. I bring it up to the clerk who just shrugs and says that a little boy brought it in and traded it in for Call of Duty 18. |
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#I was really scared now and I wanted to stop playing but a morbid fascination kept me pressed to see the end of this game. I pressed onward only for a black man to run me down in the street. |
#I was really scared now and I wanted to stop playing but a morbid fascination kept me pressed to see the end of this game. I pressed onward only for a black man to run me down in the street. |
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#"CUCK STUPID VIRGIN!" The man yelled and bashed Tommy's head in. But it wasn't Tommy, IT WAS ME! It was my head he was stomping into the ground. |
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#"You couldn't even graduate from community college you fat fuck! All you do is play Skyrim and eat Doritos. No wonder Sarah dumped your fatass." |
#"You couldn't even graduate from community college you fat fuck! All you do is play Skyrim and eat Doritos. No wonder Sarah dumped your fatass." |