Salar the Chao

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Salar and weird colored Knuckles

It started off like a normal day playing Sonic Adventure DX. I noticed my chao Lugia was in its mating season. I bred it with my fully legit Super Sonic chao. Weird part is, when the egg came out, Knuckles became some gray sea color with a red diamond on his head. When the chao came out of the egg, I freaked out. It was a purple transparent chao! I named it Salar randomly. Salar had normal eyes with no mouth showing. I decided to make it an all around chao to see what it would evolve into. Oddly, no animal parts appeared when I gave it an animal. Pretty soon, it evolved into a Flying Chao, no sweat. That day, I maxed Salar's stats, all at level 99 with 9999 experience.

I loved that chao. The next day, all of my chao hated me, exept Salar. I heard a voice through the speakers when I picked up Salar. "You love me. Why love other chao when you could love me?" It was Salar! He was talking to me! "I LOVE ALL MY CHAO THE SAME!" I yelled out. That made Salar come out of Knuckles' arms. Knuckles was still the same from the day Salar's egg came. Salar pulled out a gun. He pointed it to all my chao. "OH CRAP! HE IS GOING TO KILL MY AMAZING CHAO!" I yelled angerly. Salar killed all my chao. Except for Lugia, which will come next. "Lugia, time to die." Salar said in a sinister voice. "OMG! You are going to kill Lugia! How dare you! It took me months to raise!" I screamed. Finally, Salar killed Lugia. I cried so hard. Then, Salar gouged out Knuckles' eyes. There was so much blood, I felt like I was going to puke. One of the dead chao was in the backround. It was Ho-oh. I took so much effort. The game crashed after this incident. Later on, I tried to release it with Tails, since Knuckles died in the incident. Tails then turned into Tails Doll when he entered the Chao Garden.

Salar with Knuckles' eyes and a dead chao in the background.

When I tried to release Salar, it said, "Salar doesn't want to go!" and instead of the normal, sad chao goodbye music, it was the the chao goodbye music backwards in G-Major. The game crashed once again. And this time, it was normal. But, I went into the chao garden with Tails (which now became Tails Doll) and heard Salar's voice. "I will return on November 2, 2011. Goodbye." Salar dissapeared. Another post is coming November 2, 2011.

Well, it's November 2, 2011. And boy, did I have a surprise. NONE of the characters were playable. Except Sonic. I chose Sonic to see what will happen. Instead of Sonic, it was

Metal Sonic Kai. He was only in Knuckles Chaotix, but I shrugged it. I went in the chao garden and saw Salar. He was WAY different when I first saw him. He is a Dark Chaos Chao. "You have came like I told you to. Now come at 6:30pm tonight." Salar said. New post at 6:30pm.

Metal Sonic Kai and Salar.

Sorry, late post. Anyways, all of the chao became alive again. I experimented with Salar for breeding purposes, and what came up was a Gold Chao. Also, Salar was acting like he was a regular chao.

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ʇsod s,ɹɐןɐs Response

OK... that was just weird. I noticed it said Brandon in Salar's post. BRANDON IS ONE OF MY CLASSMATES! Could... OH CRAP.... has Salar just... CURSED BRANDON? Perhaps everyone gets cursed when they read this article. You cannot escape Salar's curse?!?! I'm freaking scared now.

Interviewing Brandon

I decided to interview Brandon to get answers. He was nearly pale, and there was a gruesome bleeding scratch mark on his arm.

Me: Can you tell me what happened?

Brandon: (breathing heavily) Th-there... tape. (hands a tape to me)

Me: What is on the tape?

Brandon: (breaks into tears) Something you don- (falls to knees, tears fill his eyes)

Me: What?

Brandon: DO NOT WATCH THE TAPE!

Me: Why?

Brandon: Salar, Chao, HE IS GOING TO GET ME! If you watch it, Salar will get y- AAAAAUUUHHHHHH!!!! DON'T LOOK BEHIND! RUUUUUNNNN!!!!!

Me: Wh- FREAKING SALAR! HE IS GOING TO GET US!!!!! OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH CRAP! (panicking)

I survived this near-death experience. As well as the tape. Not sure for Brandon, who was nowhere to be found.

Watching the Tape I Obtained

Well, after a long time of not watching the tape, I decided to watch it. The label said, YOUARENEXT. I shrugged it off as I put the tape in my VCR slowly, and pressed PLAY.

What was on the tape was so freaking horrifying.

It showed what happened after I obtained Salar, that terrible night. Salar talked to my Chao, "Your owner abused you guys." he said, "Do not listen to her at all!" Salar then tried to drown them all, and all the Chao had tears filling up their eyes. "THA-THATS NOT TRUE!!" I cried. The screen showed an odd creature that flashed on the screen twice, not a Chao, in the Chao Garden. It was black with blood stains on it, and had bright blue eyes that glowed brightly, it had sharp claws which could kill anything. The rest of the tape was just static. I had no idea how this happened, but it is very odd.

Salar's Chaos Form

I haven't play Sonic Adventure DX in a loooong time, so I decided to start it up, but the game crashed.

It was odd, but all of my games in the Sonic the Hedgehog series crashed.

I tried them all, Sonic 1, 2,CD, 3, and Knuckles, 3D Blast etc., and they all wouldn't work. I just tried to boot up Sonic Adventure DX, and it finally worked.

Scary, isn't it?

However, the title screen said "Salar Kills You" with a picture of Salar and that weird creature. The screen switched to a picture of a ton of creepy Sonics and had some Japanese writing on it.

The screen cut to a battle palace, and Salar was in the form of Perfect Chaos! So, Salar was Chaos in disguise!

Or was he?

I was fighting as Super Sonic, like in the original Perfect Chaos battle. I beat Salar without a problem.

On the second phase, I beat him, and Salar was a normal chao ever since...

P.S.: The curse has been lifted!

P.P.S: Brandon is safe.



Credited to Nikidoodles1217

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