Sayaka maizono is satan

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Hi. Have you seen the Japanese anime/game Dingle Ronpiss? Well if you have, you should know that there is a very evil girl named Sayaka Maizono. "Evil?!" you might say, "How is she evil?" I will explain here. She basically is Satan.

I have evidence, you see!

1. She is in a girl band. Girl bands are evil. She probably rapped while spitting on disabled orphans backstage at a concert.

2. Her hair is blue and blue is an evil color.

3. If you look very closely at her bow on the shirt she's wearing, there is a triangle formed. What evil conspiracy group's symbol is a triangle? The. Illuminati. She's the leader of the illuminati.

4. She probably watches anime. What is anime spelled backwords? Emina. Emina is a satanic name for satanic people who have hair.

5. Who killed her? Leon Kuweenie. And his hair was red. Red is a satanic color because it's the color of Satan himself. And her horns are red shown in this real picture I found.

6. Her name backwards is onoziam akayaS. Notice anything..odd? The first three letters are ono (Oh no) Oh no is a bad word in bad situations.

7. She tried to kill someone.

8. She tries to be kawaii and being kawaii is a pray to satan.

9. She's dead and she went to Hell. Who else is in Hell? Satan. She is the new Satan.

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I'm sorry but you have to face the facts. goodbye sayaka maizono.....................

she is satan ;)