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==Chapter 1 - Sonic.exe Day==

I woke up with the sound of white noise coming from my alarm clock. It was a Monday so I have to get ready for school, my school is located in hell run by the tails doll and the illuminati. I decided to get up from my hyper realistic bed and went downstairs to get some breakfast. My mum usually makes me dead bodies and cliches for breakfast but she isn't in, I guess she died again. I looked in the cupboard to see what there is to eat. Luckily, my favourite cereal was in the cupboard, Blood & Guts and my favourite drink, Baby souls. I went to turn on the TV, the only show that was on was OP teenage killers, I wanted to watch static but it isn't on. I finished my gory breakfast and my demonic drink and went to put on my uniform that consists of hoodies and a pair of dress pants. I then jumped into a Tardis and changed the present tense into past tense.

And this is where I stay, in Alcatraz Prison with EVIL PATRIXXX and LOLSKELETONS for eternity, deleting true stories and moving them onto another website that makes them a complete joke. I will remain here and continue to do this. Until the day I die.

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