Scary guy: the game

For my 6th birthday, I got a computer and I was overjoyed at that information, I quickly booted up my PC and I started going through all the games on Steam and I started to download multiple games but then, to my horror, I found a game titled "scary guy: the game". so I clicked on it and I heard the screams of a thousand souls. After being on the Steam page for a mere few seconds, I heard the dreaded words "I am scary". I quickly destroyed my beloved computer.

A month later, I purchased a new computer and I created a new steam account so I wouldn't have to witness "The Scary Guy" again but as soon as I started to browse through steam, I heard a faint whispering sound. I tried to ignore it but then I heard the bone chilling words of "I am scary guy and I scare you." I immediately shut off my computer and I started to smash it to bits with a hammer. I was very scared.

I got a third computer and I hoped this time, I wouldn't see anything scary, but I was wrong. I created a third Steam account and I started to browse again but then the Steam page of "scary guy: the game" popped up and before I could do anything, the game forcefully downloaded itself and there it was, in front of me, scary guy: the game. I saw a demon who had the numbers "666" imprinted on his head, I was certainly scared. I then saw "Spongebob Squarepants" my Favourite cartoon character getting engulfed by flames as he utters just a few words "I am SpongeBob and I am scared". It was very scary. I grabbed a comically sized chainsaw and I murdered my poor computer.

I stole my fourth computer from a Walmart-sized Walmart and I decided not to install Steam due to Steam being haunted. I decided to hop on Roblox but while browsing the games, I found a game titled "scary guy: the game" with scary demons on the game cover and then Roblox suddenly opened on my PC and I saw scary guy but he was a Robloxian. I asked him "Why are you doing this?" and he simply replied "I am scary guy and I scare you". I was very scared. immediately threw my personal computer outside my 500 story house.

After this ordeal, I purchased a fifth computer and I decided to never go on Steam or Roblox again, instead using alternatives like GOG.com and I truly thought it was over but it wasn't. While browsing GOG, I found a game called "scary guy: the game" but instead of running away in fear, I installed the game and I faced the scary guy myself. I opened "scary guy: the game" and there he was, his scaryness scared me. I asked him why he scared people and he replied "I scare people because I am stuck in the internet because while I was gaming, my house was burning down." I responded by saying "Skill issue" before decimating him with my Mk 19 grenade launcher.

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Written by Scarymaker5
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