Scary ohio
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It was supposed to be an uneventful day in Ohio, as I begin my edgemaxxing sessions, I go to my bathroom mirror and look at myself. I begin to make my mouth contort into what could appear as saying "ooh", if you were reading my lips. Then, I smiled and nodded, this combination would create what is known as the Sigma Face. If you do it, your edgemaxxing sessions will be greatly improved (approx. more than 80 seconds lasting longer). As I start looking up tv woman porn for edge material. Suddenly, without warning, the doorbell is rung. I sprint to the front door to see a box. I bring it inside, cut it open with a sigma knife, and begin looking at it. It seems to be Nike sneakers, but the laces are replaced... with buckles. I quickly put them on, and I can't help but sing. "1 2... buckle my shoe...", I whisper with a tune. "3... 4... buckle some more." I sing loudly. Then, I scream at the top of my lungs, "5 6, NIKE KICKS!!" And I can feel thunder rumbling. It startles me. I look out the window to see an alien man with a blue shirt, but he has a tiny lil head and big big eyes. I let him in, and he says with a dark and brooding voice. "Goonmaxx." I yell to him, "NO, only edge. I am no soyjak like you..." But then, his eyes begin to pour out hyper realistic blood, I run outside to see the sky is blood red, and I hear something in the distance "Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi, skibidi." I look behind me to see alien man again. He says, as puddles of hyperrealistic blood pour from his eyes, "The Skibidi is coming, bitch. You are the sacrifice." He draws an Ohio Knife and begins to gut me, I scream in pain and horror as my internal organs are pouring out, as he leaves them at the floor, and I see the skibidi toilets feast. It is not long before I die.
I have died from eternal bleeding, and have written my experience as a warning from the ghost realm that if you get 1 2 ohio shoes... don't wear them.
Credited to DonaDonaRudo
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