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The true danger began around the mid 1800s, at the time of the Erlenmeyer flask's creation. You see, many assume that those who abstain from its appropriate name do so based on its shape. They refer to it as a "conical flask." But in truth, they are a dark and clandestine cabal, looking to honour the little known contributor, Cornelius Coniculum.
Cornelius was disgraced by his peers in the flask and beaker-making communities for attempting to bind his soul with that of an ancient and cruel god of corn, the same god that leaves you hungry and absent of satiation. The medium in which he bound their essences together? The humble Erlenmeyer
The final monstrosity is known by many names. 'rico, Eric of Madness… I can't think of any more, actually. So just the two. He is the father who went for milk, and never came back. The difference? He is lactose intolerant.
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