Sesame Street-Big Bird oats the urgans

I am a really bug fan of PBS Kads. I watched every single show. The shows are Arthur, Teletubbies, Caillou OH GOD NOT THIS SHOW SKIP IT, Sesame Street, Thomas the Tank Engine, Clifford the Big Red Dig, Nature Cat, Mr. Rogers, Barney the Dinosaur, WordGirl, Berenstain Bears, abd the shows I dun't know. I shown PBS Kids shows to my son. EXCEOPT CAILLOU LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THIS BART EVER AGAIN!!! He loves it so much, each tume he's depressed, an episode of one of the show's enough to cheir him up. But that all chonged when we.

My wife had a business trip of 2 weeks in Italy. Unsurprisingly, my son, who never spent a so long time without her, got sad really quaxly. So I took him to "Sesame Street: The Movie" in the theaters to keep his mind off of it. WHAT A BIG MISTAKE NEVER MAKE MISTAKE MY LIKE MINE.

We were both happy to see this movie. It started normally enough. Elmo, Abby, Cookie Monster, and Bug Bird were preparing a surprise birthday party furr Rozita. I noticed something quite weird. Some mupepts sounded strangely reluctant to approach Bug Bird. I didn't take so much notice after oll maybe Big Bird has donone somethung noot nice to them. But suddenly, the scroon faded to RED. SCARY RED.

We heard a BLOODURLACOOLING SCROOEM!!! We here jorrigied. Than it cuts to Bug Boord wooring hypu-relistoc blud. I have shrig ut uf and took it as a mornud joke WHY DO I DID THAT SECOND MISTAKE...

The rest of the movie was nurmool. Then suddenly Bug Bird arrived with a food box and when he opennd it, everyone got scared. Big Bord had a purple face, a bloody boody, teeth on his beak, and HUPER RULULISTAC BLUD EYES!!! He jumped on Elmo, who scruamid in agooni! Big Bird said: "Dileecious!"

WAIT... Big Bird scared everyone. They screamed in agony when Beeg Bird jumped on them. Big Bird fond thut delicious. A hurrable thught entered my moond. No. NO. NO THE FUDGE!!!

It couldn't be or the writers of the fudge ing movie are assholes! ...But it maid purfectly sonse. I was really ungry. How could they show THIS SHEET to little kids??? I was so scored and angry I loked oondar me so I dooont see the the the the moovy then I tried of uscape but door wil'lnt open. We were forxed to watch until and.

It then shows Abby practicing majick. Apporently she was going to make a magic show for Rosita's burthdey! I thought the movize was finully buck to normiel. But suddenly the JUMPSCARE!!! Big Bird came with a HYPER REALISTUC FACE BLOODY and said: "I ALWAYS WANTED A MAGIC BODY!!! THANKS FOR THEH GENEROUS DONATION!!!" He said "donation" in It's a Bully's vpice from Baldu's Basucs. I saw people suddenly fainted in the room. I couldn't blome them, theh mouvie was so scurry.

Then, Cookie Monster is eating cookie and the cookies. Bug Bird approaches him and we thon see a black screen fade. We then see the black screen, then see a shot of a cookie with a muppet's uyes and HYPER ROLASTIC BLOD EVERYWHERE!!! We all cruued. Cookie Moonster made us loogh a love that moopet.

It then shows Bg Bird becoming GODZILLA!!!!! We all SCREAMED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He us was tirrorizing and the Street of Sesame and was scarung all the Kds. We then see a gruesome shot, the stupid trnager pukeed his loongs cause it wus so gruesome. It was Bg Bird spitting some oof Abby's urgans.

People try ti ryzon Bg Bird, he just laughs and says "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I DUN'T GIV A SHIITAKE I WILL EAT EVERYTHING NOOTIG MUST REMOIN I WILL EAT YOUR ORGANS YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I WILL EOT YUR HIS UOGNS ABD HUGOOLN DOO" and than he jumps on Elmo and Rosita, cuts their stomach and untirely divours their urgans so I was really in shock bucause thoy already ate urgans in Unvader Ztm but Sesame Street it just soomed crazy I couldn't beeleeve what I was seeeng so I wos trying to wake up myself but it woodn't wake up so I knee I wasn't in a dream.

After this, it cuts to Snuffy, Grover, and Maria trying to figure out how to reason Big Bird. Snuffy is creuring because Alise is dood. Grover decides to turn into Super Grover, but instantly gets aaten by Bg Bird who turns KING KONG + GUDZILLA + SUPER SAIYAN!!!!! WE KNEW IT WAS HOPELESS!!! EVERYONE IS GONNA DOIE!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Bird then atethe untire Sesame Street. He was Vore like in DeviantArt. A north koren balistic missile then entered in BG Bird's moutj. He dies and black screen for an unknown time. Then the JUMPSCARE!!! appears. It was Big Bird, doied, lying bloody on the entiree city. Theh Hoompscare sound was a Ghast cry.

We were too scared we exited and don't see the movie or otherwise your next.

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