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{{AN|beforeBefore you ask, this IS a troll pastatrollpasta, and iI MEANT for it to be a troll pastatrollpasta, iI couldn't think up of anything else, so, sorry if this is "not good" or "not entirely scary" to you, otherwise please enjoy}}
 
Now you all know about that unnerving internet meme "Uninvited House Guest" or also know as the "Shadow Lurker" iI assume, now not many people know of its existanceexistence, but, iI lived to tell the tale.
 
itIt happened on summer, during my summer vacation iI looked on the news for the weather to see if itsit's not too hot to go to the beach, the anchor man mentioned about horrendous murders and even some organs removed from the body, and when the organs were found they had a black ooze on them, now iI didn't know it was the Shadow Lurker, iI thought it was some sick fuck, so iI called ADT to install the security system, day after day there were more horrendous killings, each more gruesome than the last.
 
He finally reached my door, while iI was asleep iI heard foot steps, iI took my barrettBarrett 50 cal, when iI met him, face to face, iI knew who the killer was... no one iI thought of being real... the Shadow Lurker...i I started shooting but he kept on dodging, and when the bullet hit him, as expected his arm flew off but what iI didn't expect was that he could reattach his arms, iI fled my house before he could even light it on fire.
 
On the TV news it said that a woman was attacked, dissected and torn appartapart, with what looked like black saliva on her face, when they described the woman it sounded like my girl friend! soSo today... till the end of life...i I will get back at that demonic son of a bitch...i I will murder him and then sell his organs to the black market... as revenge will be mine...
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