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This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don’t hate on it. I know it’s kinda long, but it’s really worth the read. Thanks.
This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don’t hate on it. I know it’s kinda long, but it’s really worth the read. Thanks.


I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said "Strfux 69” and had a picture of Chaz Bono flying a Star Wars styled pod racer. It made me sick. He told me it was free so naturally I took it, considering how I’m a cheap fuck.
I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said "Strfux 69" and had a picture of Chaz Bono flying a Star Wars styled pod racer. It made me sick. He told me it was free so naturally I took it, considering how I’m a cheap fuck.


I got home and popped the tape into my Xbox and plugged in my favorite Gamecube usb controller. It wasn’t long before I realized that it wasn’t Starfox 64, or even a video game for that matter. I thought it might be gay porn so I whipped out the Jergens and the tissues just in case. With my dick fully erect and my hopes sky-high, I saw that it wasn’t even gay porn. I was so mad that I sucked my own shorty. 3 seconds passed and I came. It was so shocking to me considering how it took 3 seconds. It usually takes 2. I put my dick away and pressed play.
I got home and popped the tape into my Xbox and plugged in my favorite Gamecube usb controller. It wasn’t long before I realized that it wasn’t Starfox 64, or even a video game for that matter. I thought it might be gay porn so I whipped out the Jergens and the tissues just in case. With my dick fully erect and my hopes sky-high, I saw that it wasn’t even gay porn. I was so mad that I sucked my own shorty. 3 seconds passed and I came. It was so shocking to me considering how it took 3 seconds. It usually takes 2. I put my dick away and pressed play.


A title showed up on the screen saying "Shaykspeerz Lost Plaee”. I laughed very hard at it because they misspelled "lost”. After the title went away, a new title came up and said "The Tragedy of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia”.
A title showed up on the screen saying "Shaykspeerz Lost Plaee". I laughed very hard at it because they misspelled "lost". After the title went away, a new title came up and said "The Tragedy of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia".


I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory!
I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory!
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Exit messenger.
Exit messenger.


Fifa: Oh God in heaven, why? He was my sugar daddy! I cannot live without him, and I will not. I shall hang myself in my garden while listening to "Still Loving You” by Scorpions.
Fifa: Oh God in heaven, why? He was my sugar daddy! I cannot live without him, and I will not. I shall hang myself in my garden while listening to "Still Loving You" by Scorpions.


Exit Fifa.
Exit Fifa.
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