Shitty Theory Project Abadoned by Unethical User

I was about -500 chromosomes old (7 years earth time), I used to watch the FilthyFrank Show religiously. I recall the endless negative press the show was getting, what with angry parents claiming it was too dirty for television or fundamentalist shrekians claiming it was undogmatic. It was pretty entertaining, as a kid I didn't understand most of the jokes but I used to laugh at many of the sketches that the show produced such as the salamander man or pink guy bits. Rewatching it now with my Phd in artness I can now see what the show REALLY was about.
FURST THERY: FRANK IS IN VEGETABLE

Before we dwell deeper into the Chin Chin hole, let us discuss who Frank was before the coma (OMG SPOILERS!). He is, of course, a Japanese man who lives with many quirky characters. But what if he's comatose? What if his character's are him? Wouldn't that explain the similar faces they have? Why am I asking questions? Who am I? Oh yeah, Japan is often known for their high suicide rates. My theory is that before the coma he was a sociologist who grew tired of the world. That is why he claimed to be a researcher of mixtapers in the "BAD INTERNET RAPPER" episode. This also explains the song in the Pink Guy album, "KILL YOURSELF". So based on these evidences we can infer that Frank put himself in a coma in a suicide attempt because he saw too many fuckboys in Japan.
SCND THERY: FRANK PAPA IS DED

I cri evertim whene Dade die. "WORST FILM EVER" was a very serious episode  It starts normally enough, crude toilet humor and whatnot. But things get serious with Pink Guy, a normally silly character, telling the unfortunate news in a serious tone. Dade had a chocolate disease, a terminal one. Frank goes out of his way, jumping realms to find a cure. This is where my high school literary analysis comes into play. You see, in the beginning it said that there are only two Dades in the world. You know what two dades are? Parents. GAY PARENTS! Frank pronounces Dade as DAD. HIS DAD GOT AIDS BEFORE THE COMMA! CRY MOTHERFUCKER!
TURD THEREY: CHIN CHIN IS ZE LORD OF THE DETH
FFFFFF THERY: PINK GUY? MOAR LIKE GAY!
FAAAAIVE THERI: seriously, what the fuck is salamander guy even?

WELL I TELL YOU WHO THE SALAMANDER MAN IS! He is Frank's perversion in salmander form. That's it, its just a physical form for all his fetishes. What? I got nothing. YOU TRY COMING UP WITH FILTHY FRANK THEORIES, SKRUB! Ugh, fiine! Salamander man can also be a play on word for salaryman, the people who suffer from work related pressure and statistically one of the causes for Japan's high suicide rates. Many of the stupid hentai plots revolve around salary men sexually harassing poor Japanese girls so there ya go.

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