Shrek Review

My father took me to watch Shrek, then he left me in the car park and drove away so Mike Myers adopted me, as he was watching Shrek too. Shrek was created by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty. So, I plotted the death of Rick Sanchez. Mickey Mouse Kidnapped me, and told me he wanted to help kill Mr. Sanchez. I went back home, and started watching Breaking Bad, so I want to sell meth now. 20 years later, I got let out of prison because I threw a pizza on the roof, so they realise that I was making a Breaking Bad reference. I am fully bald now so, I went to MacDonald's, and got a Big Mac while eating, a shady man gave me a Bible, so I read it. "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." I stopped reading it, because it was boring, and I wanted to plan the death of Rick Sanchez, but it got boring so I started to watch Get Schwifty the Movie. But I forgot I hate Rick Sanchez, so I watched a bootleg version of Get Schwifty the Movie. So, it was a bad movie, so I wasted a hour of my life. Rick Sanchez showed up at my doorstep, and it went dark, and I woke up in a warehouse, and Rick Sanchez called me son. Shrek walked though the door, and ate Rick Sanchez, and Mike Myers shot Shrek. I asked Mike Myers why, and he said "Truth is the game was rigged from the start", and he pulled the trigger. And I woke up in Doc Mitchell house, and he said "You're awake how about that".

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