Shrek VS Jeff the Killer
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All characters in this story are over the age of 20
It was a dark night and shrek had just finished his shrex and he had flown away. He had seen a bright light in the distance and thought that it was his swamp. He sky-rocketed down to the light only to find out that it wasn't his swamp. It was a bright man with dark hair with a knife. Shrek threw a onion at the man trying to get his attention so he could have another amazing shrex session. The man turned around and shreks jaw dropped. As he had seen the one man he had wanted for years. Not for sex or love. Jeff had been killing shrek's shrex buddies.
"Hello, Shrek"
"This is my swamp, you better leave while you can Jeff"
"Oh no shrek, this is my swamp now, I have pulled a farquad and in order to get your swamp back you have to face me"
"That was my intention this whole time!" said shrek as he threw his onions at Jeff again. Jeff dodges the attacks and stabs one of the onions. Shrek cried as he saw the onion juices leak out the onion.
"One onion's life is gone, FOR YOU ONION" shrek whipped out his 15 foot cock and knocked Jeff over. Shrek flipped over and was on top of Jeff, ready to force Jeff to taste the onion juice but then out of nowhere Fangirls came in in gangs and tried to stop shrek. Some of them got helicopters somehow they over powered shrek. Shrek was on the ground being held by many fangirls. When Jeff came up Jeff was ready to stab shrek when one of the fangirls tried to kiss Jeff. All of them started fighting over Jeff and shrek got up.
Shrek looked in the distance and seen someone who shouldn't have been there. Farquad, he had returned. Jeff was as shocked as shrek was.
"But, But how, You got eaten by the dragon" Shrek said
Farquad replied with "Haven't you ever heard of shit? I used my shit to make the dragon puke".
"You may have survived the dragon but you wont survive me!" shrek shouted as he sprinted towards farquad
Jeff hit shrek and said "We aren't done yet greeny".
Farquad said "THIS IS MY KILL JEFF"
Jeff threw his knife at farquad and it destroyed his hat. Shrek punched Jeff and Jeff kicked shrek. Farquad sleeper holded Jeff but Farquad was gone when shrek hit him with his 15 foot cock. Jeff magically got another knife and stabbed shrek in the neck. Shrek was laying on the ground Jeff ready to finish him off when he heard a bus.
Jeff turned around to see the bus driver that helped Randy before he went insane.
"I know you" said the bus driver. "You hurt the only possible person in the city to own the knife". "Do you know how much power Randy has?". The bus driver pulled down his hood to reveal that he was Randy.
"You prick" Jeff said and shrek tripped him up and used the onion grenade to finish him off. Randy face off to shrek. Shrek was ready to throw the onion grenade again when Troy and Keith stabbed shrek in the legs. Shrek was down on his knees.
"Lets go guys". Randy Troy and Keith got on the bus and drove off leaving the battle behind as shrek looked on he knew what his next job was. He prepared his dick...
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