Shrek is Love: The Gruesome Case: Difference between revisions
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Suddenly, I heard a scream. We saw a masked group heading towards us, they were holding knives with hyper-realistic blood. We ran for it, I took a quick glance behind me only to realize that they weren't chasing us. I could see an ogre riding a donkey. Funny, he looked a lot like my teacher. I paused to take a closer look, it was Shrek! He dismounted the donkey and landed a mighty punch at the leader of the group! Shrek roared a mighty roar and swiftly filled the entire cult's assholes with his love. They all got immobilized by the ogre's power. |
Suddenly, I heard a scream. We saw a masked group heading towards us, they were holding knives with hyper-realistic blood. We ran for it, I took a quick glance behind me only to realize that they weren't chasing us. I could see an ogre riding a donkey. Funny, he looked a lot like my teacher. I paused to take a closer look, it was Shrek! He dismounted the donkey and landed a mighty punch at the leader of the group! Shrek roared a mighty roar and swiftly filled the entire cult's assholes with his love. They all got immobilized by the ogre's power. |
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He then came to me with inhuman speed and whispered to my ear, |
He then came to me with inhuman speed and whispered to my ear, |
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"This is my swamp." |
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