Shrimp Game
Author's note: This is a parody of Squid Game. Red Light, Green Light is the only game from the show that remains in this anime. It will be updated episode by episode, with an exception of the second one. If you're here to DMCA me, what your doing is illegal, observe: https://www.ala.org/aboutala/sites/ala.org.aboutala/files/content/publishing/editions/samplers/wherryt_IP.pdf
Episode 1: Red Light, Green Light (赤い光、緑の光)
Chickiwawa, Japan: 2022
Jeff the Killer lives his whole life online in his apartment in Chickiwawa. He used to work in a car factory, one of those with the robotic workers hands and stuff, so it was pretty chill. He currently works as a Trollpasta editor, a job he earned after earning the trust of GodzillaFan1 once Godzilla got out of prison. They were both fans of Gangrene Green and GodzillaFan1 used to be a member of EVILPATRIXXX's.
One day, he was at the arcade with his friend, Slenderman. They were betting ¥5000 on who can win at Initial D 4th Arcade Stage Limited. They booted it up, and Jeff ended up in the yellow sports car.
"DEJA VU, (gibberish) HIGHER ON THE STREETS, AND THE NOISE, (gibberish)"
"You got no chance, Slendy!"
"Oh screw you, Pale Comic Sans!"
"w-what?"
"I-don't know, OH I WON!"
"MOTHAF-"
"HAHAHAHA!"
Jeff accidentally won and got his ¥5000. Hurraeh! :)
After banking his winnings, he called his daughter, Edith. "You'll have to wait for you're birthday present, sweetie! Haha, Love you!" (HANGS UP) He was in a euphoric state at this moment, but then a gang of TitleMax people popped out.
"Hey Mr. The Killer, what'cha doin with that cash?" one asked slyly.
"Ooh shit, OH SHIT, OAH SHET!" he runs back, and things seem better and far away from them, until!
(BOOP) He runs into the Gwen from TDI in a trenchcoat, and she ends up stealing his winnings. Oh, COME ON! THEY'RE BOTH QUIET-ish?
Jeff ran into the bathroom, and the TitleMax people cornered him.
"For f-frick's sake, guys? I-I have the money, o-akay?"
"Ooh, well why do you proof that to us."
He went into his pocket and it wasn't there, DAFUQ?
"W-w-wait!"
One of them Hadouken-ed him which left him with a single bloody cheek.
"Ooh, you poor thang."
He dipped his finger in Jeff's blood, and flicked it on other guy, and they fought for several minutes.
"Anyways, here's the NEW deal. Just sign with this pen he- OH, I guess that works too."
They let him alone, and Jeff had to break it to Edith about the cash at a Chick-Fil-A.
"..."
"...It was just a really big mosqi-coyote. I-it's fine."
"Dad, you can get into fights, don't be embarrassed."
He didn't really respond to that, but did let out a: "I'm sorry that this probably isn't what you we're expecting for you're birthday."
"Oh, it's fine. …Mom said that Chick-Fil-A was junk food. (laugh)"
"Well it's still good right?" "Yeah, OH and here's you're birthday gift."
He got out a small gift box, and when she unwrapped the bow, it opened up like a freemium game cutscene, and it was a box set of the Complete Nostalgia Critic series, along with a bonus feature of the lost episode pasta.
"Many women are joining YouTube Reviewing nowadays, I thought it would be a great inclusion for you, Edith."
She didn't really have an extreme reaction, but was not disappointed in the slightest.
30 Minutes later...
Jeff was walking home in the Alleyways of Suburban Chickiwawa, and something caught his eye. It was a wild Meaty! It was a tiny trollface with the human skin! He immediately tried to catch it, but it squeaked away into a tiny oval hole. "Oh, boi."
Later, he sat at a bus stop in the middle of the night, and didn't even realize a random salesman sat down next to him.
"Good Evening, sir."
"Whatever manga or bourbon your selling, I say no."
"I was just going to ask you if you would lik-!" (HANDS UP)
He held his hands up when Jeff showed the Nostalgia Critic DVD set.
"...I-I assume that's a collector's edition."
"Of course it is, now fuck off."
Jeff put it away, and the salesman guy relaxed.
"I was wondering if you would like to play a game with me. Betting ¥500"
He had already set up a whole Pickleball arena on the road. Jeff looked confused, but replied.
"Sure...I guess."
They played Pickleball, and Jeff seems to be winning, but the salesman beated him just by an inch of IN.
"Frickin. Do I have to pay up now?"
"Not really, you can also pay with your sanity."
"What?"
"Is this among us? Sus?" said the salesman
"AHH WTF IT HURTS!"
They kept playing for several minutes, with more and more dead meme references, which had a silver lining due to turning Jeff insane, and it lead to him winning Pickleball.
"YEAH BECH, come here, DEEZ NU-!"
The salesman put Jeff in a rear-naked-choke, and handed him his money. He also handed him a card. The card had three shapes on it, an octangle, a star, and a hexagon. The then let go of Jeff, and stated:
"We're full of plenty spots and little candidates, so why not?"
He immediately took the card, and the salesman teleported to an unknown location. The pickleball set also disappeared.
…
Jeff got home around 11 PM, which is 23 hours in Japan, and he checked Trollpasta.
He got a message from Thermometer:
Dear Jeff, Can you fill me in tomorrow? I have something I have to do, and it's rather important. -Thermometer
He responded with:
Sure, I'm not that busy tomorrow, good luck with whatever you're doing! :) -Jeff
He was of course lying, the card said that the meeting place was in front of Tokyo Eiffel Tower, oh well.
THE NEXT DAY...
Jeff was waiting in front of the landmark in a rather crowded area at Noon. The van pulled up, and the masked driver said, "What's the password."
"...Chocolate Cake?"
"No."
"W-W-WAIT, …Shrimp?"
The door opened like a DeLorean with the load hush noise, and Jeff jumped in, which caused gas to fill the vehicle.
...
...
(Eminem begins playing on speakers.)
W-where are we?
Jeff found himself in the bunk in a huge bunkroom with 'UwU' symbols on the walls, and a water fountain with a statue of Shrek.
"UwU 32, UwU 33, UwU thrit-"
I turned around, and saw an elderly Mr. Beast.
"Mr. Beast, what are you doing here?"
"My doctor said counting dead memes would help my health."
"...huh?"
"I have a lump, right here." he pointed at his shoulder.
Then, SLOWLY, masked people in green and red Christmas-like jumpsuits showed up, and the one in the middle-front who was wearing an Octagon mask said:
"Welcome slayers, we welcome you to the Shrimp Game, originally sponsored by Susan Wojcicki until just this year."
(CHEERS)
"Anyways, the first game will begin shortly, please stop listening to me and listen only to the announcement woman."
"All gratitude, Anon! Please follow the guards to the game hall.
They followed them into a rustic-looking stairs hall, and they walked over to the picture booths.
"SMILE"
"I am..."
(CAMERA FLASH)
The camera took the photo automatically, and they all went to Game one.
Game 1 looked just like the one in the show, but the only difference was the girl on the other side of the game was a giant cartoon Shrimp with a ceramic SpongeBob sitting on top.
There were a ton of people here, including (but not limited to), Sheldon Cooper, Pingu, Eric Cartman, WellFriedToast, Sr. Pelo, Gwen from earlier, and some many more.
The announcement stated the rules of Red Light Green Light, but one of the other players looked rather familiar to Jeff, and he walked up to him.
"Thermometer! Holy crap, what are you doing here!" he said happily.
"Jeff, you're here too?"
"Wait, so is this the important thing you we're talking about-"
"HEY LOOK SPOGBOB! :)"
Right at that moment, the game began.
GREEN LIGHT! said the SpongeBob. While it was green light, the Grass Skirt Chase music played on the speakers.
The people started running, Pingu being in first place.
RED LIGHT! said SpongeBob, and the music stopped.
Pingu suddenly slid on the sand like he was in the Nets or something, and the announcement said: "Player 45: Eliminated."
"The idiot got shanked." said WellFriedToast.
BOOM
And, he was down. Wait, WHATDAF?
WellFriedToast began to run, and got BOOMED.
His guts spilled on a random woman. "...AHHHH!!!" BOOM
"AAH!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE!"
Several more normies ran and were B-B-B-B-BOOM-BOOMED.
Jeff stayed in his place, and Thermometer got behind an alive Normie.
…
GREEN LIGHT!
This time, only Mr. Beast moved through, smiling sinisterly at the SpongeBob. And he even stopped right at the...
RED LIGHT!
Eventually, people began to move slowly, and some getting offed.
Gwen was hiding behind Sr. Pelo.
"Aha, haha, you think your so clever." he said.
"What about THIS?"
Right at the Green Light, he pulled him down, and they both lived thankfully.
But later, Jeff almost tripped on a body and lost, but then (GASP) Dhar Mann saved him by holding him!
Most people ended up winning, and the game closed with the SpongeBob winking at Mr. Beast.
Written by Minksdinkle7
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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