Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams
Act 1
I had been playing Silent Hill 2 constantly for several weeks now and have gotten all but the dog endings, so I decided to try go for the dog ending. I pulled Silent Hill 2 out of my game case, but I noticed something was wrong the case ,it was green, but I owned the Playstation 2 version not the Xbox version. I stared at the box, it said Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams I was confused but I started playing it anyways. When I turned the game on it immediately went to the first time you meet Maria in the park, she said "Would u like anal?" I was shocked, I don't remember this. All I could do is stand there in horror as James said "Have you seen my wife?" Mary, I mean Maria said "No, she's dead" I was shocked, how did she know Mary was dead?
So I walked to the doge house to get the dog key, but it wasn't their. I decided I wanted to go get pizza so me and Maria went to the bowling alley.She didn't wanna go in so I tried hitting her with the plank, it didn't work, instead James backhand slapped her, I laughed my ass off. There I saw Eddie, he was eating pizza with hyper realistic cheese and hyper realistic pepperoni (no wonder he's so fat, too many hyper realistic carbs are bad for you) James asked Eddie who that little girl talking to him was, Eddie said "Her name is Laura, she's a really mean brat" He's right I guess she's a little ass hat.
So then we went to Heaven's Night, but the door was locked, Maria then bent over and stuck some keys in a hole, while she was doing that she said "u like my ass?" Her ass was hyper realistic, James was like "I'm looking for my wife Mary " She put the keys away sexily into her pocket, wait do skirts have pockets? maybe she put them in her butt, I thought I smelled something weird when she pulled the keys out...... when we got inside Maria jumped up on stage and started dancing like a stripper, now that I mention it, how did she have the keys to the strip club? Ah whatever, it probably has some hidden meaning like every single thing in this game does.
After James faped merrily to Maria's stage performance, he turned his head to see Pyramid Head fapping merrily as well, it was a wondrous sight to see. James looked confused, but mostly aroused. Not because of Pyramid Head or anything, Mary was still doing her show, freaking weirdos, Pyramid Head disappeared or something, I was too busy looking at Maria..... She then got re-clothed and we continued to walk down Carroll Street until we saw Laura run into the hospital, we walked into the hospital and looked around a bit. We walked up the stairs to the 3rd floor, and went into Room S3, why? because I could feel the power of James' boner making the controller vibrate, and it told me to go to Room S3.
I left Mary in the Room to sleep of that party last night, I started walking around the hospital but I didn't really find anything so I went upstairs to the roof, I read this diary about some hospital patient wanting to die, sounds like my ex wife *budum tsss*, then Pyramid Head knocked me off the roof and I died. I was pretty shocked, every time this has happened before I survive, but I guess not this time. I got sent back to the main menu screen. The controller in my hand felt lighter, as if it changed into something else. I looked down only to see a PS2 controller, I then looked at my console, it was the PS2. Had I been hallucinating this whole time? Was I in the other world? What was going on?
Act 2
I pressed continue game on the menu, it put me to with Mary in the Otherworld Hospital. Why is the game always transporting me to a scene with Maria? So we were walking, I was smacking bitches up and Maria was popping some caps in some asses
