Skibidi Toilet is REAL

I'm not a crazy man. At least, I'm 78% sure that I'm not a crazy man. The other 22% of my confidence was lost when I discovered a terrible secret that has scarred me for the rest of my life. Want to know the little secret? Okay... let me be honest with you. Skibidi toilet is not just a meme. It's real.

People laugh about it. They make jokes about it... they think it's so fucking funny. Hee hee hee! A head coming out of a toilet? That's completely outrageous! What a laugh! What the hell does "skibidi" even mean, anyway? It sounds like a word used by idiots with a 7 million day streak of being a virgin.

Anyway, what made me want to tell the internet that the skibidi toilet is real? Well, there was a little incident that happened in my bathroom last night at around 3 AM, eastern standard time. I was going to take a big long piss, as I often do (I drink a lot of water), and all the sudden I hear a strange song start playing deep within my toilet.

"give it to me, give it to me, give it to me"

What the hell was that music? It started getting louder.

"Wanna see you work your body (So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)"

THEN... A MAN'S HEAD POPPED OUT OF MY TOILET AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY COCK! A BIG JUICY BITE!

I was never the same again.

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Written by Meaty
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