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I guess Slendy really was the baddest motherfucker in Creepypasta Land. |
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'''A SPOOPY SKELTON COMES OUT AND EETS U, WHICH MAEKS U SHART UR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!1''' |
'''A SPOOPY SKELTON COMES OUT AND EETS U, WHICH MAEKS U SHART UR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!1''' |
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Latest revision as of 23:28, 19 October 2022
One day, in Tellytubby land, all the motherfuckers got annihilated. Because SlenderMan got a new pistol, he is now the swaggiest Pasta Monster to ever exist. However, Slendy is running out of weed, and he doesn't have any more money. Slendy was a dropout, so the best job was at McDonalds.
Slendy was at the DriveThru window, and was working minimum wage. After a while, Slendy would be the baddest motherfucker in town, maybe surpassing EVIL PATRIXXX (although we know that would never happen LOLOLOLOL)
As Slendy was giving 100 Big Macs to the fat fuckers in dirty cars, he came across his archnemesis... SONIC.EXE!
Slendy asked the cliched, stupid noob why he needed to gain 200ibs. Sonic.exe said he was God and was the biggest furfag in Pasta history. Slendy, annoyed at this, called up his best friend RED. He told RED that he needed to get his stupid demon ass over here and annihilate this fucker. He agreed and RED crushed Sonic.exe's car.
Sonic.exe was mighty-ultra pissed. Sonic.exe called up his best friend Jeff to kill these assholes. Soon, there was a epic battle of Slenderman and RED vs. Jeff the Killer and Sonic.exe
The battle was so fucking awesome it destroyed the whole planet and there was no survivors.
I guess Slendy really was the baddest motherfucker in Creepypasta Land.
But then...
A SPOOPY SKELTON COMES OUT AND EETS U, WHICH MAEKS U SHART UR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!1
lolololololololololololol ur next
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