Sneaky Agent
CHEESE'S NOTE: This fanfic might be a trollfic; however, it has unfortunate implications all throughout and even if it didn't, I personally wouldn't recommend it anyway. You have been warned.
Chapter 1
Agent Sneaky
Ch.1
Victor and Anita were both getting ready for work like any other day. Victor and Anita both were giving both Victor Jr. and Vanessa their bottles. Just before they dropped them off at Victor's mother Mildred Volt's house so they can go to work.
Anita looked at Victor and said " we have the most beautiful children."
"We sure do." replied Victor with a smile of pride on his face.
Victor and Anita dropped Victor Jr. and Vanessa off at Mildred's house, They each gave both Victor Jr. and Vanessa a kiss on the forehead before heading off to another day at work. Victor and Anita arrived at work did everything thing they had to do to everyday get to the main pod. Within five minutes they were in the briefing room.
"How is everyone doing today?" said Changed Daily.
"Fine" said Victor. "good" said Anita.
"doing great" said Professor Professor.
"Before we begin began" Changed daily. He was about to speak again when one the U.Z.Z. agents went up to him and handed him a letter. Changed daily looked at letter and read it out loud.
Dear U.Z.Z.,
I went on a vacation this morning and I'm not sure when I'll be coming back or if I will be coming back at all, because I like my vacation spot and I might just move up here and stay up here but until everything is figured out I would have personally hand chosen a person to take my place. If I stay here I will miss all of you but for now good luck on your missions
Sincerely
Special Agent Ray
P.S. The person of my choosing will be wearing a pair of my sunglasses.
"Who's replacing Ray?" asked Victor.
"Yeah who?" asked Anita.
"I know" said Professor Professor.
"WHO?" said both Victor and Anita at the same time. Just then the shadow figure that looked quite familiar was at the briefing room door.
"Okay everybody" began Professor Professor "meet Ray's replacement Special Agent Alphonse"
Victor and Anita were both angry.
"Hi Victor" began Alphonse with an evil smile. "hi Anita, hi Professor Professor hi…..What's your name?"
"Well" began Changed Daily "as you know for reasons of security my name is Changed Daily today you may call me" his communicator beeped "OHH" "Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie. Everybody started laughing.
"Hi Peter's plumped pecan pie" said Alphonse.
Today began Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie" Victor and Anita will be going over the T.H.E.M. base to take away the new improved un-invent ray before the expendables get it working.”
"NO" began Alphonse "er… um… I mean there might be a trap.
"Good thinking" said Professor Professor.
"I'll invent something that can help Victor and Anita detect traps.
"Better yet" began Alphonse "I'll" go and get it, after all I can use the practice."
"Swell thinking said Professor Professor." so Alphonse got on his new sky bike. And flew off towards the T.H.E.M. base.
"That was close" Alphonse said talking to himself.
Alphonse arrived at T.H.E.M. walked in and greeted Doctor Doctor. "What is U.Z.Z. up to now Alphonse"
"Nothing much" began Alphonse. “they want me to obtain the un-invent ray so I will need the replica to bring back with me, they were going to send Victor and Anita but I insisted they send me."
"How did you get U.Z.Z. to listen to you?" Asked Doctor Doctor.
"Easily" began Alphonse "I lied and told them I can use the practice.
"Good work Special Expandable Alphonse they would have stopped at nothing to get the un-invent ray."
"Thank you Doctor Doctor" said Alphonse
"No" began Doctor Doctor"
"Thank you." Alphonse grabbed the replica un-invent ray and headed back to U.Z.Z.
…...
"Good work Alphonse" said peter's plumped pecan pie.
Professor Professor took the replica un-invent ray not knowing at all it was a fake.
Victor and Anita were both staring at each other.
"Now he is better than us" mumbled Victor.
"What was that asked," Alphonse.
"Nothing" replied Victor with an Angry voice.
Later on that night after Victor and Anita got home from work. Victor and Anita were talking about how boring it was at work earlier that day and how Alphonse is Ray's replacement.
"I can't believe this" began Victor "Out of everybody that ray could have chose to take his place he had to choose Alphonse."
"I don't like his choice either" began Anita but until ray comes back, well if Ray comes back we will have no choice but to work with Alphonse"
"I know began" Victor 'this is going to be…Wait a minute" began Victor. "Something is not right here."
"What do you mean?" asked Anita.
"Since when does Ray go on vacation in such a short notice?
"I don't know" began Anita "Every other time he went on a vacation he.."
"Constantly bragged about how many days it was until his vacation" said both Victor and Anita at the same time.
"But" began Victor "Ray didn't say anything about a vacation."
"That can mean a lot of things" said Anita.
"Yeah" began Victor "I guess your right, but that doesn't explain why Alphonse was acting so weird today, I mean when we were supposed to go to the T.H.E.M. base he yelled No stammered for a minute and then said there might be a trap, but if there is a trap how was he sure he wouldn't end up getting trapped?"
"He also said he could use the practice" began Anita "But if he still needs practice how would he be able to get out of a trap."
"And" began Victor "How come it didn't look like he had to put up a fight with T.H.E.M."
“He also got the un-invent ray without any back up" added Anita
"I bet you that un-invent ray was a fake" said Victor
"I'll be right back" said Victor after he grabbed his communicator and his camcorder.
"Where are you going" asked Anita.
“To the T.H.E.M. base to see what I can find out."
"Be careful" said Anita"
"I will" said Victor. He gave Anita a kiss on the lips and the he gave both Victor Jr. and Vanessa each a kiss on the forehead and then Victor was off.
TO BE CONTINUED….
Chapter 2
Sneaky Agent
Ch.2
Victor got on his sky bike and flew all the way over to the T.H.E.M. base. Victor carefully and quietly hid his sky bike behind some bushes. Victor then headed toward the back the T.H.E.M. base. Victor was about to head towards the right end of the building when he heard some talking.
Doctor Doctor began to someone who sounded very familiar to Victor.
"That person sounds very familiar" thought Victor then it hit him "that is Alphonse's voice."
"What would Alphonse be doing here" thought Victor "I better record this." Victor didn't have enough time to set up his camcorder so he grabbed his communicator. Victor's communicator didn't have a lot of power left so he was only able to record sound.
"I'll charge the battery later" thought Victor who pressed record to record everything he heard. Just then Doctor Doctor began to talk
"Did Professor Professor discover that the un-invent ray he has is fake?"
"Not yet" began Alphonse "he just thinks that T.H.E.M. was just bluffing with U.Z.Z so that T.H.E.M could try to look better than U.Z.Z. even though T.H.E.M. is much better than U.Z.Z."
"U.Z.Z. doesn't suspect anything about you?" asked Doctor Doctor.
"Not at all" began Alphonse with an evil Laugh "not at all Ha ha ha ha ha."
"You are indeed a loyal expandable Alphonse" began Doctor Doctor "very loyal"
"I have to go let Anita hear this" thought Victor "and then I have to go to the main pod at U.Z.Z. and let Professor Professor, and Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie hear this."
Victor waited to everyone at the T.H.E.M. base was asleep, then he went behind the bush, grabbed his skybike and went back home To his Wife Anita and his kids Victor Jr. and Vanessa. As soon as victor arrived at his house he woke Anita up.
Anita jumped.
"What's going on Victor" asked Anita "what's going on and did you find out anything"
"I sure did and Anita you have to hear this" replied Victor. "Hear what" asked Anita. "When I was at the T.H.E.M. base" began Victor "I heard some talking, in fact I heard a very familiar voice"
"We fight Doctor Doctor all the time so obviously her voice is going to be very familiar" said Anita.
"I did hear Doctor Doctor talk" said Victor "but that is not the voice I was talking about"
"So who's voice did you hear or at least thought you heard?" asked Anita.
"Well at first" began Victor "I thought to myself that that voice sounds familiar, then it hit me it was Alphonse's voice"
"Are you sure" asked Anita.
"I'm positive,” replied Victor
"Anyway" continued Victor " what I want you to hear is what I recorded, all I got is sound because I didn't have enough battery power to record a video, but I recorded some talking that you might find very interesting" so Victor played the recording.
Anita then listened to everything that Dcotor Doctor and Alphonse had said. She heard everything from Doctor Doctor talking about the fake un-invent ray to asking about whether not U.Z.Z. is onto Alphonse to Alphonse talking about U.Z.Z. and how he thinks T.H.E.M. is better than U.Z.Z. to Doctor Doctor saying how Alphonse is a loyal expandable.
Anita was shocked.
"I have got to let Professor Professor and Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie know about this" said Victor.
"You should" began Anita "only"
"Only what" asked Victor"
"Only" began Anita "Professor Professor isn't going to believe you."
"That's right" began Victor because he knows that I don't get along with Alphonse and he will think that I am just trying to get rid of Alphonse."
"And to make it worse" began Anita "Professor Professor will say a lot of things to Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie to make him believe Alphonse instead of you and then you will get suspended"
"And then Alphonse will get away with it and he will also get rewarded to."
"Man" began Anita "Alphonse is one sneaky rat."
"You've got that right" said Victor "U.Z.Z. calls Alphonse special agent Alphonse, they should really call him Sneaky Alphonse."
"Or" began Anita "Sneaky Agent Alphonse."
"I'm going to go to bed right now" began Victor "but tomorrow night I am going to go back the T.H.E.M. base and see what else I can find out because U.Z.Z. doesn't ever listen to me, and if U.Z.Z. won't help me then I will have to do this myself." so Victor went to bed.
…...
The next day just like everyday Victor and Anita had to go through all the processes to get into the main pod at U.Z.Z. in the briefing room Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie began to speak "Doctor Doctor is bringing back old inventions, and in doing so is a breech in security, and I take security very seriously, and for reasons of security my name is changed daily today you may call me"
his communicator beeped "OHHHH.. Lazy Lazy Lima Bean."
Victor and Anita laughed.
Everything else that happened that whole day was just as boring as the day before with Alphonse doing all the work, but little did Alphonse know Victor was on to him. Later on that night Victor made sure his communicator was charged. Victor gave Anita a kiss, and gave both Victor Jr. and Vanessa a kiss on the forehead and just like the night before Victor was off.
Just like the night before when Victor arrived at the T.H.E.M. base he hid his skybike and hid behind the building.
Victor didn't see anything suspicious nor did he see Alphonse.
"Maybe nothing is going on tonight" thought Victor when he saw some grass that looked like a rug over towards the right side of the building. Victor ran over toward it. It was fake.
Victor pulled it up.
Under it was a hidden door that leads underground. Victor heard some sounds coming from under the door.
"It sounds like a man with tape on his mouth" thought Victor.
Victor opened the door slowly climbed down the stairs. When victor got to bottom he notice a man laying down in a cage covered with chains and duct tape with his hands cuffed trying to free himself. Victor shined the light on his communicator. Victor could now clearly see the.
Victors eye's got wide seeing Ray shouted "AGENT RAY."
TO BE CONTINUED…...
