Sonic.Edu
Trigger warning, swearing, sonic scary, homosexual innuendo, weed smoking, drug use, mention of family guy
Whenever I tell this story to the police, they just won’t believe me so I’m writing this here . I was your average college student, working a nine to five and chilling with my hot girlfriend. One day as we were smoking that good kush (pls don’t laugh) we put on baldy’s basic by Markimoo, and i thought to myself ‘wait this reminds me of…. Sonic?’. Sonic’s Schoolhouse is a completely and totally real game that came out like in the 90s (graphics are shitty for the time and voice acting is even cweepyer). I told my girlfriend about it and all she did was laugh at me, but this was no laughing matter, I was feeling nostalgic and wanted to play again. However I just had given up my computer to get looked at as it was having some weird issues after i tried to instal some game called sonic.exe, it totally bricked my computer and the game wasn't even that good.
There was a computer lab near the library, so I headed there in hopes it was available on browser. Whilst my time at the computer laboratory was unfavored, I decided it would be worthwhile to look on Craigslist for any copies. I found there was a listing for a rare limited edition of the game on a CD-ROM, as soon as i saw the listing I ran from the computer lab to the owners home where the selling was listed. Thank goodness I run like 10 miles every single day like a CHAD,,, my kush smoking girlfriend lOVES that about me. After returning to the computer lab covered in sweat, I returned to the computer in the computer lab where to use the computer, after making my way back into the computer lab to use said computer. I slid the CD into the disc tray and watched in merriment and glee as sonic lit up my screen, i heard the wonderful sound of the sega “SEEEGAAAA” and was at semi mast. Sonic showed up on screen and ngl the voice acting is so dated, shout out to Meg Inglima’s only project (no wonder) ((i had to look up if she was real and not an A.I and sure as shit shes real, she just had the one job, like impressive for playing sonic but like damn you got fucked by playing the made for kids sonic)).
The game looked like absolute crap (shit) and it was booooooriiiiiiing, just walking to the first classroom made me motion sick and I was already regretting playing. I walked past all of the classrooms and saw the basics, there was english class, math class, and a sports class, but as I saw the classes i saw something in the back…. Something called… kill class? To be Frank… I kinda farted out loud when I saw that. My eyes narrowed as I looked upon the bloodstained door, covered in… blood? This wasn’t right, this was a kid’s game, one meant to be played by minors and minor adjacent. I pushed open the door that was covered in hyper realistic blood and saw inside the room sonic…. Covered in blood. “Bro,, what the fart???” I said out loud,, Sonic was just staring at me, like a WEIRDOO. He just stood there and stared at me… and stared, and stared, it was honestly starting to freak me out. I reached towards the computers power button and slowly pushed it, but as my finger was near the button i heard from the monitor “You’re too slow!” and i looked back at the screen only to see… nothing… sonic was missing? The lights in the library started to flicker, bro I can’t do this I’m actually so afraid of the dark,, then,, I heard something.
The sound of footsteps, they were fast, really fast, inhuman if you will. Every footstep i heard was louder and faster than the last as if it was heading in my direction, with swiftness and haste I hid under the desk of the computer laboratory, and as soon as I hid, I heard the door bust open… as if it were hit by a spin dash. nooo noo NOO og goodd pleaseee,, that nasty ass rat covered in blood is RIGHT,, THERE…. I heard him yell “Chillie Dogs! MmmYeash!” it did not sound like the beloved hog man i knew from so long ago, this wasn’t him… this was a demon. The fowl demon looked in the room sniffing his schnoz around as if he were looking for the delectable smell of a chilied dog. The only other person here was the nice old library who gives students cookies sometimes, what a nice lady; she politely asked Sonic to leave for causing a ruckus. He bowed his head and said, “oh my gosh, I am SO sorry. You know, I was just coming in here to meet someone and I guess I got a little excited…” This went on for several minutes, before they started talking about Reaganomics.
This eventually kept going till the point where i fell asleep under the desk and eventually woke up a few hours later in the laboratory before coming out from hiding and seeing the laboratory lights were off… clearly past its closing time. And apparently the librarian put a blanket on me, I haven’t thanked her yet. I looked around the dark room, empty with all the computers off… except for a single one, my computer still running Sonic’s Schoolhouse. I went to go and turn off the game except sonic came up from behind me and grabbed my arm,,, i felt his tender embrace and melted in his arms, before i realized this is a creepypasta not a lusty sonic x reader. I’ll just change the beginning, this all kinda fits surprisingly.. but uhh yeah I felt pretty messed up because of this. I fought against his hand, forcing my way to the computer mouse pushing to close the window, sonic was back on the screen staring me down (kinda just acting like a dick now). I decided to heck with this awful experience and I went for the source of the computer and went for the plug, i yoinked that plug out from the wall and the computer turned off, with no trace of sonic left. With the wild shit that just happened, I had to get the FLIPPP.. OUTA here..like nOW 😭😭😭😭 I tried to leave but the library door was locked.. Fuck. I looked at my phone with a sigh, getting ready to call the police. I looked at the camera with a smirk and said, “The police are not going to believe this”
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