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I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old and outdated.▼
It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox.
▲I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old.
▲It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. he put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle.
I haven't spoken to Kyle in a year, but somehow I recognized his handwriting, though it did look weird. It looked scratchy, like he was in a hurry. Maybe he wrote it while taking a shit, I don't know.
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''"Tom,''
''Destroy This Game As Soon As You Get It! If You Don't, You Could Be Killed By A Sonic The Hedgehog Plushie! Please! Destroy It. Smash It! Burn It!
''Please...''
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''Kyle"''
The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw a CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with a magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces. ▼
After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams
The End.▼
▲The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces.
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▲After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams or the rest of the night.
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Latest revision as of 23:35, 19 October 2022
I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old and outdated.
It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. He put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job, to deliver mail. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle.
I haven't spoken to Kyle in a year, but somehow I recognized his handwriting, though it did look weird. It looked scratchy, like he was in a hurry. Maybe he wrote it while taking a shit, I don't know.
This is what he wrote...
"Tom,
Destroy This Game As Soon As You Get It! If You Don't, You Could Be Killed By A Sonic The Hedgehog Plushie! Please! Destroy It. Smash It! Burn It! Piss On It For All I Care! Do Something!
Please...
Kyle"
The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw a CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with a magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces.
After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams for the rest of the night. you think yget rid of me tom that i ' m your life and death i am everywhere tom i am god whats wrong dont like playing by the rules tom
The End.
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