Sonic.exe But Written By A Bigger Dumbass

I am a total Sonic fan, much like everyone else. Actually, that's a lie. I live in a family full of toxic Mario fans but that's not a important detail, I brought it up for no fucking reason. Anyways, time for spooks

I was playing Sonic 06 when John Cena fucking punched my window (Not the pc lol) and threw a package into my 12 year old face like the douche he is, anyway it had a note that read:

"Dear Greg Here, super cool and awesome sonic fangame from gamejolt, play and enjoy it is ebic indeed. - Tom"

some random kid named Tom (Not from Sonic.EXE) sent me a epic game to play so I played it because I'm a fucking idiot that would easily fall for any scam ever to be performed.

I booted up the game because I can't fucking play it if my PC isn't running the exe file

I didn't think it would be weird because exe files aren't haunted, that would be stupid the game was called "Sonic.exe.jpg.png.nes.sfc.smc.smd.bin.vb.gb.gbc.gba.fds.iso.cdi.gdi.exe"

"What a long name I thought to myself, I'm gonna see what it is"

I booted it up and saw something very scary showed up

The title screen was pitch black except for sonic, the emblem and title text

it read as: "Sonic? Ages"

Sonic was cross eyed and there was no copyright info in the corner