Sonic.exe The killer

On August 13th 2016 at 85 milliseconds away from 9:01pm, 25-year-old Jimmy was watching someone on YouTube playing Slenderman because he wasn't allowed to play it. When he asked his Mom for it, she shotgunned him in the face, felt guilty about it then performed a saintainic ritual to bring him back to life. In one of the thumbnails, something caught his eye. It was sonic.exe, the game was played by the same person he was watching. He immediately played the video and after he watched it, his autistic mind dwelled on the fake Sonic character and now wants to play the game.

He knew his Mom was going to say no, so he decided to steal her credit card and bought the game. At the end of the game where sonic.exe says that he's God, Jimmy thought his face was hyper realisic as if he was going to pop off the screen, which he did. Jimmy pushed his gaming chair back across his room, terrified as Sonic.exe's smile comes across his face. It was then, his insanity grew, as his life flashed before his eyes of the times he was bullied for being a nerd, wet his bed and spilling a few drops of Prime, he became immensely powerful enough to face against him. The fight begins, Jimmy punched Sonic.exe out of his house to the other side of the continent, flew to the Moon, grabbed it with his bare hands and threw it at Sonic.exe and punches it further to go faster. The Moon crashes on Sonic.exe, but it was no match for him. Then Sonic.exe ran for president and won, then orders to fire every nuke at Jimmy. Jimmy laughed said "That tickled." in the badass way that Walter White and Giga Chad pissed and shit their pants upon hearing it.

Sonic.exe clinched his fists in anger than punched Jimmy in his jaw. Jimmy said frantically "Ow, you didn't have to hit me that hard!" Then he punched Sonic.exe into an Aldi where he crashed on an aisle full of lighter fluid, matches, and bleach and the impact lit the whole store on fire. Sonic.exe was burning as his hair became black and his skin became white, and became SONIC.EXE THE KILLER! Jimmy was going to take a picture of him and upload it to Twitter then remembered that whiteface wasn't controversial. Sonic.exe The Killer obliterated Jimmy in 0.0864553229865431 nano seconds. Kicks Earth like a soccer ball to the end of the universe, teleports to hell and killed Satan in 0.000000001 nano seconds than destroyed his endless realm in the exact same time. (He knows a lot of math and keeps count of time) then destroys the entire multiverse in 0.000000000.01 nano seconds. There's nothing left, he destroys nothing in 2 seconds. All there's left is himself. He grabs a handgun then kills himself.

Fin

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