Sonic.exe vs. Hatsune Miku

My name is Jen Ericpro-tagonist, and today I was at a garage sale and bought Sonic 1 on the Genesis for £1 from a shady guy, what a steal! It had a label on it saying "WARNING, MANY HORRIBLE SECRETS ARE HIDING ON THIS CARTRIDGE." I brushed this off as a troll, no way those creepypasta stories could ever be real! I started the game up, it had no issue except for 0.39 seconds where it was replaced with the sonic.exe title screen with the music being sung by Hatsune Miku, however I passed this off as a glitch because glitches can totally do that. The first level started off fine, it was good old Green Hill Zone up until the boss at act 3 where everything changed.

Sonic transformed into Sonic.exe and tried to kill Eggman! However, something I would’ve never expected happened. Eggman transformed into Hatsune Miku! I immediately screamed "HATSUNE MIKU, IS THAT YOU???" This alerted my parents, who came downstairs and asked "Is that f*cking Hatsune Miku?" I told them yes and they returned to whatever they were doing upstairs, meanwhile, my Genesis started playing It Has To Be This Way from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance but it was a Miku cover, which made me realise I was about to watch the most hype anime fight of my life.

Sonic.exe and Hatsune Miku fought for days, and not once did I get to play, but I didn’t mind as I was very content watching this fight, which occasionally changed to various Miku covers of boss songs, my parents brought food down for me because they knew I was having fun, 5 days in they also joined me as they thought it was amazing too. 7 days in, Sonic.exe said "IT’S OVER MIKU, YOU'll NEVER DEFEAT THE FASTEST HEDGEHOG ALIVE!" to which Miku replied "WELL AT LEAST MY CREATOR WASN’T ARRESTED FOR INSIDER TRADING!" and then delivered the finishing blow to Sonic.exe, she turned to us and said "Thank you for keeping the console on so I could defeat him, do you want to perform with me?" We all said yes, and we are now off to become performers with Hatsune Miku!

This was the last thing written in the diary of one of the missing members of the family, we are still looking for them, we aren’t going to check the game system because that’s dumb, people don’t just go missing into a game system except in crappy creepypastas.

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