Sonic '0666.exe: Satan Edition
This is my Fanfi... CREEPYPASTA, about Sonic. One day, I got up from my hyper realistic bed, and went to drink my hyper realistic juice at 8:00 A.M. In 5 minutes, I spilled it on my lap and it looked like HYPWER REELISTIC BLOOD!!!!11 I wiped it off and it was all fine... and then somebody came to my door...and then I answered the door... then I saw a letter... then I opened the letter. I stared at it for around 30 seconds. Then I opened the package and I found a game. In around five minutes, I found that it said Sonic '06 in an EVIL sharpie marker. I booted it up and the title screen played like normal. I then put it in my hyper realistic Xbox 360 and went on. As soon as I booted the game, something was off. It took around 30 seconds for a loadig screen to go by, and it played the opening. I played for a while, and it seemed like the loading times got longer and longer. The physics started being messed up. Sonic was being hit by things he wasn't even touching. I...then...realized...that...this...game...was...haunted. I knew what I had to do. Judging by every creepy pasta I read off the internet, I knew what I had to do. I took my Xbox, and slammed it on the floor. I had to get rid of it. I took an hammer and Smashed it 7 times, or I would've got killed by the haunted game. Thankfully, I did this and I survived. In about 5 seconds, I threw my Xbox away. Good ridance. Now I know, not to trust games delivered to my front door. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric for the first time.
Written by Angrynerds100
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