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"Rail Canyon," and "Bullet Station," were not much better either. I should also mention that Slimy had handed the controller back to me as he was getting too grumpy to function. "Oh what's the matter Slimy?" I asked teasingly. "Shut up!" Slimy barked. He barked not like a seal but like a meal. Ha! The controls for the railings my goodness did they suck!? They were so fricking terrible honest to goodness. I also encountered a really bizarre bug in these two levels which was that Sonic just wouldn't shut up and kept saying, "time to go to work Hushaby Mountain!" That doesn't even make any fricking sense! Knuckles was also annoying me greatly as he kept saying, "they're pulling out all the tricks." Over and over again.
We then reached the boss battle with the Egg Albatross. However, just like the battle with the Egg Hawk earlier nothing happened. I made my way to the centre of the screen once again as the Egg Albatross FINALLY appeared... or at least I assumed it was the Egg Albatross. It was actually a bold eagle who was very fat. "Amogus.
The game then cut to the Team battle with Team Dark. However, Shadow was now orange instead of black which made me gag violently into a nearby Burger King brand tissue. "May I have a go?" Duke Wellington asked as I handed him the controller. Duke Wellington tried to attack Shadow and Rouge but ended up falling off the cliff. "I can't take it!" Wellington cried as he DIED. Oh bravo! Somehow, I was able to defeat Team Dark as we finally reached "Hang Castle." This level as well as "Mystic Mansion," were my favourite levels in the entire game, But of course, because luck is not on my side, the game decided to bypass these levels and jumped straight to the Egg Fleet. At least, we were at the home stretch I suppose.
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Besides, I had planned on leaving Birkland anyway and get into a really quaint British city like London. Birkland isn't a great city anymore now that the city is led by corrupt officials like Commissioner Green and Duke Wellington. I heard that Governor Phil Green is corrupt too and is in the pocket of some big crime boss from London. Whatever, I headed inside the airport and caught the next flight to London. Perhaps this was my time to start anew, my chance to make history, and my chance to show those pricks at Northwestern what I can really do. It was time for me to show the world what Doctor Gareth Smellnick can do.
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