Sonic the Homohog
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This is my first Creepypasta ever and it would be heartwarming if you uploaded it to the wiki (please dont i'll get blocked, I might join in the future.)
I was walking down the road when I saw a creep with a bowl of popcorn on his lap and he was like reach to the bottom of the bowl and I WAS LIKE NAOO AND I SHOOT HIM WITH DEKU NUTS AND HE EXPLODES AND HAUNTED SONIC GAME POPS OUT OF HIS ASS. I went home and told my 20 yr old son (who was fapping to adult magazines with pictures of boooooooobs and asses while playing pokemon.) I told him to play it and he did. Then, he gave it to me to play because he saw a picture of Mila Kunis and katey perry neked. So I played it. It was scary. The first thing was Sonic making out with Shadow and then... The level showed: Breaking Up With Amy. And then there was lots of crying noises. And shit. No blod. And then there was more scary gay shit that was too hyper realistic for me to tell you about it. And then there was pictures of gay people who were cheerleaders as men (if your a man and your not gay and you cheerlead your probably gay.) I HAD NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED IN MY LIFE, Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky appeared on the screen and said YOUR NEXT. And then a skeleton popped out of the room under the stairs dressed like Harry Potter and he said WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAW. Then the game started showing various Nsfw images (WHICH I WILL NOT POST) And kept saying SHOVE IT UP MY ANUS in pokemon text. And then it turned into Pokemon black and there was a picture of Ghetsis brutally buttfucking the female player. I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THINGS THE SAME WAY. It was so hyper realistic, I shit my hyper realistic pants and there was a hyper realistic brown stain.
IF YOU HAVENT GUESSED BY NOW YOUR NEXT.
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