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Have I ever told you that I’m a humongous Sonic 06 fan? Nah, of course I haven’t. I’d get flamed to no end. Anyways, I tell you—this game is a master piece. I have both the Xbox 360 and the PS3 versions. The glitches aren’t really anything, you all are just pansies. If any of you assholes had the damn patience the loading screens wouldn’t be so bad. Camera? Fuck you, lazy asshole, I control it myself! The voice acting is marvelous; I just love how Tails is constantly shouting. The graphics are very high quality. I think Eggman is sporting his best design yet. The story was perfect, so much better than the Adventure series. Controls? Best I’ve seen yet. The whole Sonic and Elise thing? I totally support it. What? They make a cute couple! All in all: a fabulous game, indeed.
Have I ever told you that I’m a humongous Sonic 06 fan? Nah, of course I haven’t. I’d get flamed to no end. Anyways, I tell you—this game is a master piece. I have both the Xbox 360 and the PS3 versions. The glitches aren’t really anything, you all are just pansies. If any of you assholes had the damn patience the loading screens wouldn’t be so bad. Camera? Fuck you, lazy asshole, I control it myself! The voice acting is marvelous; I just love how Tails is constantly shouting. The graphics are very high quality. I think Eggman is sporting his best design yet. The story was perfect, so much better than the Adventure series. Controls? Best I’ve seen yet. The whole Sonic and Elise thing? I totally support it. What? They make a cute couple! All in all: a fabulous game, indeed.


Not too long ago, my baby cousin came over to play. He took my beloved Sonic the Hedgehog (not that piece of shit from the 90’s) for the PS3 and smashed it with a hammer. So, after I killed him and buried his body in the backyard, I went online (Ebay, of course. Where else?) to buy a new copy.
Not too long ago, my baby cousin came over to play. He took my beloved Sonic the Hedgehog (not that piece of shit from the 90’s) for the PS3 and smashed it with a hammer. So, after I killed him and buried his body in the backyard, I went online (Ebay, of course. Where else?) to buy a new copy.


I took about 10 weeks to get here. The wait was excruciating! Who would have thought the postage from China was that slow? To think I hadn’t played this game in 10 weeks! I opened up my new game and saw that there was no label on the disc. Now that I think about it, the cover didn’t have one either. I was a little baffled because this was supposed to be a new copy. I put the disc inside my PS3 and began to play. The loading screens were 100 times longer. Oh well.
I took about 10 weeks to get here. The wait was excruciating! Who would have thought the postage from China was that slow? To think I hadn’t played this game in 10 weeks! I opened up my new game and saw that there was no label on the disc. Now that I think about it, the cover didn’t have one either. I was a little baffled because this was supposed to be a new copy. I put the disc inside my PS3 and began to play. The loading screens were 100 times longer. Oh well.