South Park VHS Tape - Evil Kenny
Have you heard of that American Televison Show called South Park?. It follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet,dysfuntional town of South Park,Colorado. The cuiorous,adventure-seeking,fourth grade group of 10 year old boys, Stan,Kenny,Cartman,and Kyle that all jump in buffoonish adventures that sometimes evolve nothing. I was going to the DVD Store to buy something but soemthing caught my eye. There was a South Park VHS Tape which was called South Park: Evil Kenny,I brought it and went in my Luxury Car and drove home. I put DVD In my cable an it begin to play. It started with the Intro but it had messed up quaitly and was slowed down at 0.4X and when It went to Kenny's Part,his voice sounded really demonic as he says I have a 10 inch p*nis,use your mouth if you wanna clean it. Then it went to the epsiode but it was Roger Elbert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods. It was the same epsiode?! But I got to at admit,at least nothing is real demonic,unlike Kenny dieing all the time,When Kenny's head explodes with blood,Kyle and Stan say OMG THEY KILLED KENNY,YOU BASTARD but the epsiode was slowed at 0.4X like the intro. until Kenny is revived unrealistically and is demonic. He grown Devil horns,Has black eyes now,bleeding from his black eyes,and has spider legs,Stan and Kyle run and cry for there parents,and Kenny said in a demonic tone that nobody can save them,Kyle warned Stan to run faster but Kenny got Kyle and Stan with his Spider legs. Kenny decapited Stan and ate his head and decapited Kyle. Cartman saw everything and ran as fast as he can but failed and decapited him. The screen went black for a good 3 seconds until it reaveled the hill,the sky is red,the graphics still have low quailty,and Kenny is singing the theme song in a demonic tone and is singing it in reverse. With Stan,Kyle and Cartman dead in the backround. It showed a hebrew text that I couldn't understand at all and it had Sonic.EXE's Green Hill Zone music. I was mad after watching this tape. Matt and Trey wouldn't go that Far!. This isn't the Kenny I knew. That was a Mutated,Spider Formed,Devilish Monster. I called South Park Studios/Matt and Trey but they were screaming and It didn't sound like a joke and I heard blood noises and the call ended. I trashed the DVD Player and never watched South Park again. If you see this tape at the DVD Store....DON'T BUY IT BECAUSE ITCOULDRUINYOURCHILDHOODOFYOURFAVORITECHARACTERLIKEKENNNYskhdiajsihadiuhsfuihuiafhusafs, Did you Get My Message (Scott?) - Kenny
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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