Space Theory

Hello Internet! Welcome to Space Theory! In today's episode, I wanted to analyze the realism of the hit game Among Us. Among Us actually takes place in space. In the game, you do a bunch of tasks similar to something you would see in a real-life space mission. However, I did find ONE inconsistency!

You see, the game requires you to spend all this time discovering dead bodies when you should actually be discovering some bitches. Unfortunately, if you could not get any bitches on Earth, what makes you think you can get any in space? Not only that but I also noticed your Reddit and Discord accounts were very active. As expected, this scared all the alien bitches away. It is also mandatory to take showers every day in space, which is CLEARLY impossible for you.

But if you were expecting to maybe find your dad in space, after an EXTENSIVE search, I actually found your dad, however, when I told him you were with me he said that he would be traveling back to Earth just so he could abandon you again. You know what this means, right? You're both bitchless and still fatherless. Therefore, we can conclude that there is not a single planet or galaxy where you get any bitches. But hey, that's just a theory, A SPACE THEORY!

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