Speak English!!!

I was calling my credit card company for a credit card dispute and I said to them:

"Yes. I've been for almost an hour. You dumb piece of shit."

However, what I got from the operator was:

"Sir I Did Not Understand That Last Part"

I yelled back with:

"I've been on hold for almost an hour! Can I talk to your fucking manager?!"

Then I got this from the operator that happens to be the manager:

"Thank You For Holding My Name Is (indescribable shit)"

I replied with:

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SHIT!"

"PUT ME ON WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH!"

The female operator then said the following:

"Thank You For Holding For English Press #1 (more indescribable shit)"

I replied with:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH - IT!"

"PUT ME ON WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH!"

The female operator replied with:

"Sir I Am Speak English"

I replied with:

"MY ASS!"

This is what I got as a reply:

"Yes You Are"

Then the operator disconnected.

I yelled furiously:

"OH, THAT BITCH!"

"I'M FUCKING PISSED!"

"I've been sitting on my goddamned ass for over an hour!"

"You dickheads can't even speak English!"

"This is BS!" (Short for Bob Saget)

The operator replied with:

"Uh, S-Sir, I-I Am Sorry I Do Not Understand 'Can You Please Speak English'"

I then replied furiously:

"You know what? Fuck you people! Kiss my ass! I'm going to a different credit card company!"

This is the reply I got:

"I Don't Give A 'Sheet'"

Then the operator disconnected.

"SON OF A BITCH!"

I slammed the phone furiously.

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