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Created page with "{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless}} In any city, in any country, you can walk into the nearest McDonald’s and order five-star cuisine at absolutely sensational prices. Really, it’s not a bad gig, but more importantly, something tragic happened to me at a McDonald’s five years ago that changed my life for the worse and left my jaw shattered in several places. It all started when I was sitting down at a table and enjoying a Big..."
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