TrollpastaBot
Created page with "Jiminy... I never reckoned to be figurin' I'd be fixin' to have this happen. Hell, I'd be one to suppose nobody would. Well, I better get started, time is money. I work at a steel mill in north-southern Rhode Island. Life is simple, people over pennies, life is simple. My boss, Mr. Budahause, is an ornery old bat. He sits in his office overlooking the work floor like an old guy in a sweatshop. His greasy comb-over accents his pox marks; the uni-brow ties it all together...."
03:24
+1,080