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Created page with "{{NSFW}} So, I was at some New Year's Eve art auction (dragged along by my parents) and met this old dude who claimed to be the wandering jew. Said he had called Jesus out so bad his balls were older than Big Ben. "How's that working out for you?" I asked. "I got to admit," He said, "For a couple thousand years it was pretty shit." "Yeah, so, what's changed?" "The internet." He said with a wink. "The internet?" "Yeah, and more specifically; internet porn." I chok..."
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