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Created page with "One unassuming day, I was in my room minding my own business, doing things like posting to /r/atheism and /r/the_donald. Suddenly I heard my mother call up from downstairs. "Ambigiously gendered offspring, can you come downstairs for a moment?" I intensely gripped the edge of my computer's lid and slammed it closed in order to heighten the suspense in the story. Then I realized that I was using a desktop computer. But no matter. I skipped over to the stairs and passed..."
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