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Created page with "OK, so I was driving back from work. It was already very dark outside. I couldn't even see the stars. So I came up to my home. "Honey I'm home!", I said as I entered. My wife said "Hi! I'm in the kitcken, cooking diner!" Hearing hear voice sent a chill down my spine. I sounded like her normal voice but there was something... different. I stepped into the kitchen. She had her back turned to me. So I asked with feigned nonchalance, "So what is it you're cooking tonigth?"..."
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