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Created page with "{{Note|Copypasta from 2022}} I've watched the new Super Mario Bros movie and I'm utterly disappointed on how they nerfed Mario's Italian ass. I mean, come on Nintendo. The guy is casually jumping over three times his height, which is more than double the world record. With this kind of performance, it would make sense for him to have a tonic, juicy back. But no, he's flatter than my hope in humanity. Moreover, he's Italian. Have you ever seen an Italian ass? That prem..."
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