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Created page with "The other night I went to McDonalds, seeking some food to shorten my life expectancy substantially. Well the joke was on me - for what I was about to see, would shit me up worse than the food barrelling around my intestines like a pinball machine - except it's not fun like pinball, there were no pins, and I have no balls. I was turning to leave when I noticed the inhuman glow emanating from the cashier, as though the meat he had just served me was not a defrosted slice..."
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