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Created page with "{{NSFW}} I was so sick of being an intelligent attractive social horny female in her twenties so instead of looking up gay fart porn on my usual Friday night, I decided to pray o the Goddess of Attraction Kelis, who advised me to make a milkshake to have someone handsome sweep me off my feet and trap into marriage. These were the ingredients: * blood of the innocent * chocolate soda * heart of a foal * whipped cream. Stir for 45 seconds and leave on front porch. I tho..."
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