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Created page with "I woke with the starting sound of a giggling child. It was the dead of night in the rural town of Ulm, Arkansas. Knowing no children were awake, I grabbed my 9-gauge and went outside. Once there, I heard a rustling in the bushes. I turned around and caught a glimpse of a tail disappearing into a bush. "Damn, coyotes," I said as I approached the bush. As I nudged it with my gun, it jumped at me. I struggled to get it off of me, my gun being the only thing between it and..."
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