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Created page with "My name is Ken Oathcarn and I live in teh Blue Mountains - near Sydney, Australian. I was on my balcony getting maggotted when the light in the spotty smashed. I was too off my face to head down to Bunnings to get a new one and a sausage sizzle. Plus it was the middle of the night - they don't have the sausage sizzle in the middle of the night. That's when I heard it - like two stones scraping together. It got louder and louder and closer and closer. I got scared and r..."
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