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Created page with "In any city, in any country in the world, go to any ice cream parlour you can get yourself to with a live duck on your head. DO NOT ASK WHY. At the counter, ask for the Scoop of the Ages. Should the worker laugh, all hope is gone. Foul hands will reach up from the floor and pull you down to the darkest depths of Hoboken, New Jersey. Should the worker look blank, turn and walk away. Today was not your day. Should the worker turn into a large haddock wearing a monocle a..."
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